'A' TEAM SIGNS YOUNG STARLET

Well you all may have sensed the rumour around the Pot Black Darts scene churning lately so I would just like to clear a few things up. Firstly after serious consideration I am not retiring from Darts, now that I am a Premier League Snooker Champ, to light up the green baize. Not yet anyway, but it is true that Pot Black ‘A’ have signed a former England International for the up and coming season. None other than the Mighty Craig ‘Smasher’ George will be putting pen to paper in a lifelong year deal worth NAFF ALL!!! He has been poached from the Ex-Servicemans ‘A’ side on a Bosman free. Just to introduce this up and coming Super-Star to you, he is reigning Wednesday League Singles Champion and will be starring in this years festival nights in both the Trebles and U21 titles, greedy bugger!! I know what your thinking…. Is he any good at SPOOF!? Well time will tell. Young smasher gained his nickname not from the love of smashing the 180’s in the lipstick but for waking up in his drunken state on Kelvin (Moleys) stag due to reveal that he would love to smash the daughter of a well known darts player! This person is none other than Dave Tasker, the new league secretary, keep this quiet or we could end up starting next season on less points than LUTON TOWN!!!.

Craigs initiation will be at the Wherry on Presentation Night when he will have to drink with myself and Gary ‘Fluffy’ Flatt all night, then immediately move onto an eating contest with Kelvin ‘Supersize Me’ Self at a near by Kebab House. Watch this space.
Good luck all

Weekend Sportsman
P.Harrod