Wednesday, 28 July 2010

A-TEAM PRE-SEASON BLOG!!!


Well I suppose with the season starting in a few weeks and the Quiff posting a blog I feel its my turn to chirp up!! It seems I have the responsibility of writing the blog this year and you know what that means, well a number of things actually.

1. It will never be on time
2. No information about things that happen after 10pm will be in any way correct
3. Flatty is gonna get loads of abuse
4. I'm gonna be brilliant every week, either that or very unlucky!!!!!

(5. Ready will have to spend hours each week correcting your grammar!!!!!!)

So what's been happening in the fantasy world known as Harrod land?????

A big thanks to all the guys who played summer league, a really great laugh, managed to get a team every week, and we should have qualified and gone onto win it but unfortunately it seems that if there is some rule in the summer league that if a team doesn't turn up to a game they get 5 legs for it!!!! weird, ah well didn't cost us, we lost out by 2 legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIAAANNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A summer shindig to Portugal for my 30th took place, once again a big thanks to those who went, great laugh, and some more memories, a few very brief points to note.


1. The tequila train is not a way to transport home.
2 The jager yacht is not a day trip on the ocean.
3. Fluffy doesnt need sun tan lotion , apparantley he goes straight brown.
4. Be very wary of 50 year olds, not backward in coming forward from what I hear
5. £15 is not how much a chicken sandwich meal should cost!!!
6. Ben Williams knows how to ensure he always has a roof over his head, book two hotels!!!!!
7. ALWAYS ENSURE THE ORGANISER KNOWS THE FLIGHT TIMES!!!!!!!!

Enough of looking back lets look forward, we have a couple of new signings in Peeky and Springy, pleased to have you on board guys!!! all you need now is nicknames!!!!! Im sure we will have the usual great laugh, play some utterly horrific darts, and end up going to the presentation night getting obliterated and picking up a very shiny runners up trophy,which will end up get left behind!!!! BRIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIAAANNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last but not least a big congrats to Skip (Craig) and Gemma who had their 1st baby on monday evening a bouncing baby boy called Rubin!!! yeah thats right guys im the worlds most responsible uncle!!!!

cheers for reading, you'll be hearing from me soon.

over and out.

Uncle Weekend Sportsman, PH, Chesney, aka Tw**.
( who won the most games last year Fluff??????????????)

Thursday, 22 July 2010

PRE-SEASON BONUS BLOG!!!

Hello Potty B fans.

Well I haven’t posted anything for a while as we are in the summer break and not a lot going on as the regular potty b boys are not playing in the summer league (except of course for desperate last minute call ups to help the other guys out).

Following our respectable mid table finish last season, all the team have been plaguing me to post some stats. Well, not all the team, that’s a bit strong. Many of the team, no that’s not right either, some of the players, oh sod it alright then Darren had a good season and wants to know how he got on! (I don’t think anyone else could give a s*!t) but here goes with the win records for those who care about such things:-



It was an interesting season and apart from the wins there were some other notable achievements:

Most nicknames - Billy Bennett
Most spins - Dave Stride
Specsavers award - Mark Osborne
Hilarys Blinds award - Shaun Hoskin
Lord Lucan award - Paul Gallagher
Air miles award - Darren King

Well it’s the closed season and although it’s a bit hot to be thinking about the winter league it is only a month away and starts on August 13th (yes the night of the air show)

Obviously we are in the transfer window and everyone will be keen to know if we will be able to hang on to our star players. That one’s easy we haven’t got any and nobody wants us so we shall all be here (seriously, where else would any of us want to go??)

More to the point, Wally has told us that funds are ok so we do not need to sell to buy, so who can we get in. The good news is we have two new signings for the new season with Graham Shillings and Glynn Whall both joining for a combined fee of £1.28! We all welcome them to the team and are sure they will enjoy it.

Not much more to say at this point. Once the season gets going the regular blogs will be back

See you soon

Bye all

Quiff