Hi all
weekend sportsman here and raring to go!! true enough I havent done a blog since xmas but I can confirm the draft is in my hotmail acount. I still cant access this account I may get it to you by next year. But dont hold your breath- not because I like you but because I need you all for the summer league team.
Where shall I start? its been so long and I normally cant even remeber the next day so what chance do i have??!!
WHATS CHANGED?
Fluff cant throm his darts!
Linx has 2 ar**h***s!
Snatural cant walk!
Serious gets more serious!
Skip has retired!
Mick Wall gets a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
The season has finished and as usual we came second, a close run thing losing on legs only!
Skip has retired and we wish him all the best, so the race is on to be new skipper, currently there are no hats in the ring for this prestige job!!! Any skipper who takes over has a massive run of 2nds to contend with!!!!
THINKING ABOUT WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG........
The default answer is well PH was awful all year and admittedly if I could somehow got myself to the mediocre level with the odd splash of form which I produced for 10 years we would have won!!! in reality we all had chances at times in the year, if it was easy to win it would be boring, MAYBE NEXT YEAR!? BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF FUN!!!!!! ITS A FRIDAY FOR F**** SAKE!!!!!
I would speak about the tournaments but the general theme is failure, well apart from one person and Im sure he has mentioned himself to you all already! ha ha
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
Now this monkey is going free to a good home, apparantley he is unbelievably loyal. His favourite food is lola kitchin, and his drink of choice worthington.
So why is this addorable creature going free?
Well he firmly sat on the back his previous owner for several year's but is now surplus to requirements as his owner is now festival league singles champion!!
all enquiries to Matt Hook.
( On a more SERIOUS note, well done mate!)
BUNGLES PROMOTION DREAM
Well with the Scum soaring towards the premiership and The super Blues stuck in mid table obscurity, I needed reassurance that next year we will once again regain our rightful spot as the pride of Anglia. I caught up with Bungle to find out where it all went wrong and find out the exact plan that Bungle has laid down to Paul Jewell to mastermind our success next season.
weekend sportsman ' So Bungle what do you think about the scum being promoted?
Bungle ' ***k **f '
Weekend Sportsman ' okay good choice of words, So Bungle where do you think it all went wrong this year? '
Bungle ' This year!!!!! this f***** year, it all went wrong years ago when we got that Irish ttttttttwaaa*************aaaaa***t**tttt called Keane all he did was sign rubbish players and treat them like they were retards from the scottish league, these are proper professionals who can actually play the game. Quite frankly he let all of our best players go and the depth of the squad was dramatically reduced!!! I'm still In shock that he let Ulrich Le Pen go, The guy clearly had a sharp eye for goal and loved running at his full back.
Weekend sportsman 'Whats in store for the mighty Town next year?'
Bungle 'Well Paul Ive looked at the competition and its not looking too sharp. Its quite simple really, Torres is lacking in form since his 50m move and will be out of favour with the new manager at Chelsea. He will love a 6-month move to Anglia to regain his form as he has developed an addiction for Cromer crabs on a recent trip to the area and wants to be closer to its source. If he gets the service its a guaranteed 2 goals a game. To provide the service we have the returning Finidi George, after 8 years climatisation training in the artic he can now hold his 10/10 dream team rating in all conditions and is motivated to prove that he was worthy of his ridiculously massive wages he took off us a few years back.
Weekend Sportsman 'but Bungle is 2 goals enough, we were shaky at the back last year?'
Bungle 'You tttttttttwaaa********************aaaaa*****tt***tt (with the head/hand thing) I've obviously thought of that!!!!! Kieron Dyer at right back because he had one good game there for England, Jamie Clapham at left back so we can play neat triangles like the George Burley days with the dynamic duo of Mowbray, and Wark in the centre!!!! Job done, guaranteed promotion.
Weekend sportsman 'cheers Bungle!!!!! '
Bungle 'no probs mate'.
WHERE'S LINX
Over the close season the larger than life character that is Linx has had a 4 stone sist removed from his body. Now I know what your thinking ..........Jesus what a result for the big fella!!!!!!!!, an easy way to drop a couple of waist sizes. Unfortunately Linx could not stand up for weeks and this quick fix method came a cropper as the weight piled back on again. Linx got a cob because I didnt visit enough but I did sneak in one day when he wasn't looking and manage to get one snap of him passing the day away on his computer. The question is................................ CAN YOU SPOT HIM?
http://www.whereslinx.blogspot.com/
GOTTS WATCH
well its been a bit quiet on the Gotts watch front recently, I had an influx a few months back as the hot line went mental for days with spot after spot all over town!!! this cant be correct I thought, is someone just trying to jump on the band wagon and impersonate the Gotts with a view to getting a free ride through life on the back of the tax payers!!!!!!! So what was the quickest way to find out if these were true Gott's spots.......... ring him and ask him???? .... nope..... logged onto facebook- relationship status ...... single... thats solved it yep these spots were all genuine.Now despite several warnings (one particuarly strong one from Fluff) Gotts went back to yarco scum land for one more tilt at 'the family thing' and all went quiet again. Now I have received information in last few days that these spots could once again be on the rise.Face book says single, and the furniture has been moved out, yep Gotts watch is up and running. Shelley Crossley has also got wind of this and filed for a restraining order!!!!
around about 10 people have reported a spiky haired gent with a slightly tubby belly, a limp, jeans with rips on the bottom, un shaven and smelling extremely strongly of aftershave and what looks LIKE A TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS! unloading a black car on Yeovil road. The people who reported this are DGs best mates. I believe this to be a true Gotts spot.
JOKE CORNER
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHEN THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS MAY BE ANSWERED...
Can PH return for an indian summer in the festival league?
Can Snatural walk again?
Can Fluff let go of his darts?
Who is Pot Blacks new skipper?
Will Gott's decide women are'nt for him and turn gay?
Weekend sportsman
over and out!
weekend sportsman here and raring to go!! true enough I havent done a blog since xmas but I can confirm the draft is in my hotmail acount. I still cant access this account I may get it to you by next year. But dont hold your breath- not because I like you but because I need you all for the summer league team.
Where shall I start? its been so long and I normally cant even remeber the next day so what chance do i have??!!
WHATS CHANGED?
Fluff cant throm his darts!
Linx has 2 ar**h***s!
Snatural cant walk!
Serious gets more serious!
Skip has retired!
Mick Wall gets a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
The season has finished and as usual we came second, a close run thing losing on legs only!
Skip has retired and we wish him all the best, so the race is on to be new skipper, currently there are no hats in the ring for this prestige job!!! Any skipper who takes over has a massive run of 2nds to contend with!!!!
THINKING ABOUT WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG........
The default answer is well PH was awful all year and admittedly if I could somehow got myself to the mediocre level with the odd splash of form which I produced for 10 years we would have won!!! in reality we all had chances at times in the year, if it was easy to win it would be boring, MAYBE NEXT YEAR!? BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF FUN!!!!!! ITS A FRIDAY FOR F**** SAKE!!!!!
I would speak about the tournaments but the general theme is failure, well apart from one person and Im sure he has mentioned himself to you all already! ha ha
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
Now this monkey is going free to a good home, apparantley he is unbelievably loyal. His favourite food is lola kitchin, and his drink of choice worthington.
So why is this addorable creature going free?
Well he firmly sat on the back his previous owner for several year's but is now surplus to requirements as his owner is now festival league singles champion!!
all enquiries to Matt Hook.
( On a more SERIOUS note, well done mate!)
BUNGLES PROMOTION DREAM
Well with the Scum soaring towards the premiership and The super Blues stuck in mid table obscurity, I needed reassurance that next year we will once again regain our rightful spot as the pride of Anglia. I caught up with Bungle to find out where it all went wrong and find out the exact plan that Bungle has laid down to Paul Jewell to mastermind our success next season.
weekend sportsman ' So Bungle what do you think about the scum being promoted?
Bungle ' ***k **f '
Weekend Sportsman ' okay good choice of words, So Bungle where do you think it all went wrong this year? '
Bungle ' This year!!!!! this f***** year, it all went wrong years ago when we got that Irish ttttttttwaaa*************aaaaa***t**tttt called Keane all he did was sign rubbish players and treat them like they were retards from the scottish league, these are proper professionals who can actually play the game. Quite frankly he let all of our best players go and the depth of the squad was dramatically reduced!!! I'm still In shock that he let Ulrich Le Pen go, The guy clearly had a sharp eye for goal and loved running at his full back.
Weekend sportsman 'Whats in store for the mighty Town next year?'
Bungle 'Well Paul Ive looked at the competition and its not looking too sharp. Its quite simple really, Torres is lacking in form since his 50m move and will be out of favour with the new manager at Chelsea. He will love a 6-month move to Anglia to regain his form as he has developed an addiction for Cromer crabs on a recent trip to the area and wants to be closer to its source. If he gets the service its a guaranteed 2 goals a game. To provide the service we have the returning Finidi George, after 8 years climatisation training in the artic he can now hold his 10/10 dream team rating in all conditions and is motivated to prove that he was worthy of his ridiculously massive wages he took off us a few years back.
Weekend Sportsman 'but Bungle is 2 goals enough, we were shaky at the back last year?'
Bungle 'You tttttttttwaaa********************aaaaa*****tt***tt (with the head/hand thing) I've obviously thought of that!!!!! Kieron Dyer at right back because he had one good game there for England, Jamie Clapham at left back so we can play neat triangles like the George Burley days with the dynamic duo of Mowbray, and Wark in the centre!!!! Job done, guaranteed promotion.
Weekend sportsman 'cheers Bungle!!!!! '
Bungle 'no probs mate'.
WHERE'S LINX
Over the close season the larger than life character that is Linx has had a 4 stone sist removed from his body. Now I know what your thinking ..........Jesus what a result for the big fella!!!!!!!!, an easy way to drop a couple of waist sizes. Unfortunately Linx could not stand up for weeks and this quick fix method came a cropper as the weight piled back on again. Linx got a cob because I didnt visit enough but I did sneak in one day when he wasn't looking and manage to get one snap of him passing the day away on his computer. The question is................................ CAN YOU SPOT HIM?
http://www.whereslinx.blogspot.com/
GOTTS WATCH
well its been a bit quiet on the Gotts watch front recently, I had an influx a few months back as the hot line went mental for days with spot after spot all over town!!! this cant be correct I thought, is someone just trying to jump on the band wagon and impersonate the Gotts with a view to getting a free ride through life on the back of the tax payers!!!!!!! So what was the quickest way to find out if these were true Gott's spots.......... ring him and ask him???? .... nope..... logged onto facebook- relationship status ...... single... thats solved it yep these spots were all genuine.Now despite several warnings (one particuarly strong one from Fluff) Gotts went back to yarco scum land for one more tilt at 'the family thing' and all went quiet again. Now I have received information in last few days that these spots could once again be on the rise.Face book says single, and the furniture has been moved out, yep Gotts watch is up and running. Shelley Crossley has also got wind of this and filed for a restraining order!!!!
around about 10 people have reported a spiky haired gent with a slightly tubby belly, a limp, jeans with rips on the bottom, un shaven and smelling extremely strongly of aftershave and what looks LIKE A TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS! unloading a black car on Yeovil road. The people who reported this are DGs best mates. I believe this to be a true Gotts spot.
JOKE CORNER
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHEN THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS MAY BE ANSWERED...
Can PH return for an indian summer in the festival league?
Can Snatural walk again?
Can Fluff let go of his darts?
Who is Pot Blacks new skipper?
Will Gott's decide women are'nt for him and turn gay?
Weekend sportsman
over and out!
