What a lot of FUSS over a dart in your toe!!!! (What a Drama Queen!)
The super 'B' side, who are now lying in 3rd. place in Div 1 and have the home -guard and P.B. A crapping in their wife's knickers! "How long can this last" the entire nation is asking? Till Pauly Gallagher wins a game, or indefinitely is the answer! But after such an epic run the main thing on the super hero's B Team minds is "WHERE ARE THE BLOODY WRITE-UP'S " Alright we know that our Capt has a genuine excuse last week as he ruptured his Achilles tendon. In fact everyone knew something bad had happened as the seismic tremors were felt half-way round the world. Kingy is sending a claim to Quiff, as one of his windows shattered in Dubai!!! The word in the club was one of utter disbelief, no not the injury, but HOW could Quiff & Capt Cob(Ryan) both get on one side of a badminton court in the first place!! Also I don't think you needed the high visibility Jacket , unless it's compulsory when they call a crane in!
Anyway, so sorry to hear of your injury Tony, but we can't dwell on it too long, SO... When are you back playing again you know it is the Team your letting down! General census is even if You played on crutches it would still be much faster than Serious Matt's game! The whole point is now your lying on the sofa doing bugger all there's no excuse for not providing your willing foot soldiers with a bit of praise from week to week!!
