Well Guys, this is it! Last Blog of the dart season so it's up to the rest of you to write in to potblack147@hotmail.co.uk and make up stories of recent events or like me be truthful each week and abuse "TW@T" and "Fluffy" !
After messing up against the Ex Serv HG we were relying on Lowestoft Town 'A' or the Ex Serv 'A' to do us a favour!!! We'll I'm sure the Cook's go way back when the started the Honeyman fan club so the help from them was emphatic. . . . . 12 - 0!
The Ex Serv 'A' did their very best and earned a draw which meant we lost the league again on legs! Only two more wins were needed, but with a dreadful performance against the Queens Head the week before winning only 8 - 4 meant we were stuffed pretty much come the last game!
Noticeable performance this week saw "TW@T" pull off a hat trick of losses, losing the last three weeks (might have lost the week before that!). This was further surpassed as he managed to be the only loser against the Tudor Rose giving us the best feeling you could hope for after losing the title by singing out loud the lyrics. . . . . . YOU ARE, THE ONE AND ONLY!
Other events
1/ Skip manages to beat the favourite in money dart games, "Serious" to win both games of halvies!
2/ Fluffy took over 10 minutes to come back with the beers with "TW@T" so we scrubbed them off the board! Fluffy turned into me for about 5 minutes and then took his enormous £0.50 stake back out of the kitty in protest! He kept on repeating "It's the principle of the matter"!!! (I was wetting myself)
3/ No Stacey so guess what. . . . . . . . .WRONG! Gav was there this week! So much constant abuse on the blog makes you change, hey Gav?
4/ Wally ventures out with Linx and Fluffy as we take black sambukas and luminous green AWGA or something to the max!!!
Joke Corner
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
Sorry guys, not very good ones this week!
Over and out for the season.
See you all Friday I guess?
Capt Cobby
Vice Skip
Linx
After messing up against the Ex Serv HG we were relying on Lowestoft Town 'A' or the Ex Serv 'A' to do us a favour!!! We'll I'm sure the Cook's go way back when the started the Honeyman fan club so the help from them was emphatic. . . . . 12 - 0!
The Ex Serv 'A' did their very best and earned a draw which meant we lost the league again on legs! Only two more wins were needed, but with a dreadful performance against the Queens Head the week before winning only 8 - 4 meant we were stuffed pretty much come the last game!
Noticeable performance this week saw "TW@T" pull off a hat trick of losses, losing the last three weeks (might have lost the week before that!). This was further surpassed as he managed to be the only loser against the Tudor Rose giving us the best feeling you could hope for after losing the title by singing out loud the lyrics. . . . . . YOU ARE, THE ONE AND ONLY!
Other events
1/ Skip manages to beat the favourite in money dart games, "Serious" to win both games of halvies!
2/ Fluffy took over 10 minutes to come back with the beers with "TW@T" so we scrubbed them off the board! Fluffy turned into me for about 5 minutes and then took his enormous £0.50 stake back out of the kitty in protest! He kept on repeating "It's the principle of the matter"!!! (I was wetting myself)
3/ No Stacey so guess what. . . . . . . . .WRONG! Gav was there this week! So much constant abuse on the blog makes you change, hey Gav?
4/ Wally ventures out with Linx and Fluffy as we take black sambukas and luminous green AWGA or something to the max!!!
Joke Corner
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
Sorry guys, not very good ones this week!
Over and out for the season.
See you all Friday I guess?
Capt Cobby
Vice Skip
Linx
