Can I first of all give a big congratulations to Paul for winning his first game of singles in 8 attempts! Eddy is now level with Paul's record of 7 defeats on the trot but still hasn't stopped the rot! Let's hope things change around soon!!!
Look how much hair you can grow without cutting it until you win a game of darts!
That's enough motivation so let's move onto the darts!
At home to the Marquis B this week and Paul got a dream draw in the singles! He could take his usual 80 darts and still win this one!
2 - 2 after the doubles and things not quite going to plan!
The singles picked up and by the time Paul recorded a much needed win in 8 attempts it was only 21:30 with Eddy on last at 9 - 2. He seemed to have the leg in the bag against Storming Norman but I remember so clearly when Fluffy said "I think Eddy is regreting that last score (13)". I looked up at the board and there were two T20's when the next one hit the spot, Norm had hit his first 180 in 40 years of festival darts and took a comanding lead. The lead was too much for Eddy to claw back and he drew level with Paul on 7 defeats on the spin!
Result 9 - 3 (I think)!
Darts all finished at 21:35 which I think could be our personal best, that was until the B team marched in from their away match! How'd the feck could they get back so quickly from the lake lothing???
I'll let you speak to one of the B team to get a real account of what happened. All I can tell you is the score was 2 - 1 before the B team walked out!!!
Other news
1/ Paul sets new camp record with a pale pink polo shirt and bright fuscia pink jumper for his new darts strip!
2/ Gottsfreecabs is missing in action after devoting himself to the team for the remainder of the season!
3/ Dream bowls pair, Fluffy and PH get shown up by Chillo and Serious, before taking on Linx and Bungle and getting stuffed 7 - 1!
4/ How the feck was Chillo the world table bowls champion! He's as good at bowling as Aaron is at playing poker! That's $hit in case you were thinking!!!
5/ Stacey still not dressing for the summer yet! Damn!
Joke Corner
I bought a Racehorse today! I've decided 2 call him "My Face". I dont care if he doesn't win a Race? or make me any Money?I just Wanna Hear Thousands of those fuckin Posh Tarts at Ascot shouting ----''Cum On My Face!''.
See you all soon.
Linx
Capt Cob
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