As you all know this friday I went out with the people from work and missed my 2nd darts match of the season (no 'Tony the quiff' Atkinson did not pay me off to increase the B teams chances) as usual it has taken me a couple of weeks longer than everyone else to realise I am being a bit of a d**k and I feel an apology is in order as I missed Gary 'fluffy' Flatts wet the baby's head night,sorry mate and congratulations as i wasn't there i'm sure you then got promoted to number 1 t**t for the night and that is a title I wouldn't wish on anyone, being the reigning champ in this area, I should know what its like. Just to cheer you all up I can confirm that on this evening I began drinking at an exceptionally late 8.15 (usually on my 6th) no fun was had (adult behaviour), at no point could I let out the trademark laugh (very out of character) I didn't make a fool of myself or lose any money at silly pub games, overall I wasn't loving it and I'm sure you all had a better night than me as you lot probably could not stop laughing at my expense. Well played guys a good win against the Homeguard slayers and i will be back next week to have the p*ss taken out me on a regular basis, and will be seen at the bar at 7-12pm for the rest of the season.
Paul 'Weekendsportsman' Harrod
(in the doubles for the rest of his life)
