Thursday, 25 June 2009

SNAILS REPORT


We could do with someone else stepping up to the plate and putting themselves forward to do the darts write up's in the future to give me and Jnr Wall a rest. We desperaterly need someone this week as I will be working and so will be unable to attend. (Don't all cry at once)


I really could have done with someone doing it this week as i can't really remember what happened or who done what but here goes anyway. A good place to start is to inform you that like every game previous after the fours and the pairs the scores are predictable 3 a piece! Notable performances came from Ash 'Chris Griffin' and Liam 'Missile' Harvey in winning their doubles along with Jamie 'Where your crutches gone?' Butcher, after much barracking from partner Peado Wall about how useless Butch had been, carrying Wally to victory! I was so bad even Jason 'Shaggy, I checked out 9 last week' Russell out shone me although his shoulders weren't quite broad enough to get us a win.


Single's ermmmmmm? Well seeings that my memory is a little vague i'm going to have to pick out the few snippet's I can recall along with using a little bit of intuition. On that note I presume Mick 'I don't believe it' Meldrew Wall must of lost like every week. Daaaaaaarrrrrren 'I will win a singles match one of these weeks!' WON a singles match! It has to be said he did play a blind man who fought in the First World War though, who also found it hard to throw whilst holding his Zimmerframe, but well done Daaaaaaarrrrrrrren.


Another tense game was on the cards as the scores were tied at 5 each but once again whether the Pot Black boy's lost their bottle or not is up for debate. Other than the Sun Dream Team Star Man Ashleeeey!!!!! Each player who stepped up to the oche was out classed by their opponent and the Pot Black dissapointingly lost another tight match 8-6.


Chris Griffin wanted me to emphasise that he had won all three of his matches because he's all about the team and not just personal achievement (T*sser!!)


Sorry for the vague write up but if you think you can do better, you know what to do!


Next Match Away @ Queens Head
(P.S Wally may have won again???)