Queens were so desperate to win our section they got everyone and his dog to play against us.(his dog this time happens to be the one and only ("I'm a good player" Nibby!) We started off with a flyer with THE BIRD taking out D/16 to go 1-0 up. Then you guessed it! Rat's sh*t followed and we are 3-1 down! On came the clubs invincible pairing of "gammy leg" Butch and "Peado" Wall. With the "old git" not getting under 85 they stormed down the board to see the "cripple" take out the double and get another one back! What a stormer!!! We lost the last doubles of the fancied pairing of Rowland and Birdy to finish losing 4-2 heading into the singles.
The singles carried on with a pretty poor showing with Punchy , Rowland, Daaaaaaren, Shaggy, Cripple ,The Bird conceding without so-much as a fight! Family Guy Chris done the team proud but couldn't find the double to get a win.Where was all the noise this week it was more like a Doctor's waiting room! Then it was the game everyone had waited for.The lights went low and the fanfare started! Yes it was what the crowds had flocked to Kessingland to watch, Mick "the Flick" Wall against Queen's best player "moody -Guts!" The Wall threw 3 steady 60's, then 85 a small score to see his opponent get 140 and come back at him! The Pot Black pensioner took another beta blocker and banged in a 100 to leave 119 finish. Moody hit another good score to leave 96. This was it! An onlooker helped the old-boy back onto the stage after he nervously gulped down a large swig of lager to calm his nerves. First dart hit the single 19, second straight into the middle of the treble twenty then with a mighty drum roll it was there, smack into double top, GAME SHOT AND LET THE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!!!!!! He was dancing around as best as he could for a bloke of that age, only for the scorer to stand there stoney faced and say that it was "109 U Wanted!" The tosser, he must have changed the scoreboard while nobody was looking!
The Kaiser Chiefs song of " I predict a riot " Belted out of the Jukebox and the mood turned Max, I mean ugly! Luckily, Pot Blacks "main" man calmed them all down , conceded the game to stop any bloodshed and gallantly led his sombre troops home. I just hope they all take note of
his unselfishness to the team of having to give up his game for the sake of keeping the peace!
As it was ( according to the write-ups for the season) it was the one and only win he's had this summer, what a brilliant martyr he is!!!!
Next weeks game is orf because the Dutchmans were Bricking it and would rather pull out of the League than play the mighty Pot Black. Last game of the season is at the Uplands and the mighty Wall Senior is doing a dart exhibition in Turkey, so good luck , you'll bloody well need it!!!
