Another week goes by and another top 8 side in the first 6 matches! Cheers Dave!
Some good news though, gottsfreecabs were back this week, yeah! Oh, that was until I had the classic "under the thumb" text message from him saying "they" (that'll be him and his new best friend - don't forget us please) wouldn't be back till late (guessing about 7:30 to 8:00) so won't be worth (can't be bothered) coming out for darts! SHOCKER!!!!!
Just for all of us really I've added a picture so we don't forget what he looks like!
Back to the darts now and we were at home to the LTFC! to summarise the matches and because I got told off for getting some of the matches wrong in last weeks report I've decided to be more accurate this week . . . . .
We won 9 - 3
Serious and Bardy losing in the doubles and in the singles, Snatch-u-ral and . . . . . Correct, Tw@t!
High scores below
I must now point out our new signing for this season! Yet to win a singles match (not you Ash) but throwing like he was 16 again it's Fluffy! We're not sure how he's managed to look like a dart player again, but he showed that he still had the old magic left in him (suprisingly after he'd played with Tw@t in the doubles) with a very fine 16 dart leg, our best of the season so far! Are you taking note Serious???
Some put his change in form down to 4 hours practice every night or afternoon when he leaves work early!
Others would say it's because Tw@t is so bad at darts now (he was bad before I know) and losing such heavy weights like Liquids (literally) and Sheepy, that Fluffy was reborn as a gift from above to help the pot black side get at least 6 legs each week!
But I believe it's because he's improved his image . . . . .
Anyway, well done for winning this week boys. Make sure you learn to duck and weave this week cause we might need it against the Ole Frank!!!
Other news
Fluffy finds someones key in a taxi and then realises it's for his front door! Don't wake your wife up again Fluffy!
Joke corner
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Paul is getting a check up. The doctor says, "Paul, you need to stop masturbating." Paul says, "Why?" The doctor replies, "Because I am trying to examine you."
See you all soon! You too Gottsy!
Linx
Capt Cob
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