Thought long and hard this week about doing a blog! Last week took me 1h 30m to prepare and Ready was a 'snail' and it never appeared in time for Friday!
Well I didn't want to disappoint you all, which is what Harry Burgess and Jimmy Shaw done to us!!!
At home (3rd week in a row now) and a tough match against the Ex Serv 'A'
With the draw completed it was important that we got a good result in the doubles! It was what we wanted with a 3 - 1 advantage going into the singles and a very high probability of us winning the match! With Jimmy Shaw and Harry Burgess on in the first three singles matches we thought it might be a bigger lead going into the tougher matches later on! Jimmy had a rocket up his ar$e and Harry's darts must have been thrown by someone else!!!! They played bl00dy brilliantly and we found ourselves 3 - 4 down and it was Plan B we had to rely on now!
I cant really remember the order of play, not because I was too drunk but distracted from the discussions of buying a drink after the match for the winner! Nigel Niblett was the guy everyone was laughing about after several players had recollections of Nibs requesting Pints or Bottles of Bulmers after winning his leg! This couldn't be true as Nibs is not a tight man, but doesn't win that many legs either!!!
Back to the darts and I beat the usual suspect Ian Burgess as we always get drawn against each other 4 - 4! Then it went 5 - 5 with Bash up next! Bash had 48 darts start to beat Harry Jarvis but was comfortably beaten in the end, OUCH! We needed to win on last with the Skip to get us a point and he was sold! 6 - 6!
I'd say well done in the end but if we'd put the gas on early then it could have been a little better for us!
Looking on the bright side this week (hopefully), Smasher and Skip wont feel the urge to play on the quiz machine before the darts this week (What a NOB)!!!
Other News
1/ Chillo is much worse than first thought at playing darts! (true story)
2/ Table bowls goes into a freenzy this week as people try to secure a doubles partner before the tournament in January!
3/ Gloomy faces around Pot Black as we find out there are no Turkey Crowns available for Christmas!
4/ Wally didn't get angry this week!!!
Well I didn't want to disappoint you all, which is what Harry Burgess and Jimmy Shaw done to us!!!
At home (3rd week in a row now) and a tough match against the Ex Serv 'A'
With the draw completed it was important that we got a good result in the doubles! It was what we wanted with a 3 - 1 advantage going into the singles and a very high probability of us winning the match! With Jimmy Shaw and Harry Burgess on in the first three singles matches we thought it might be a bigger lead going into the tougher matches later on! Jimmy had a rocket up his ar$e and Harry's darts must have been thrown by someone else!!!! They played bl00dy brilliantly and we found ourselves 3 - 4 down and it was Plan B we had to rely on now!
I cant really remember the order of play, not because I was too drunk but distracted from the discussions of buying a drink after the match for the winner! Nigel Niblett was the guy everyone was laughing about after several players had recollections of Nibs requesting Pints or Bottles of Bulmers after winning his leg! This couldn't be true as Nibs is not a tight man, but doesn't win that many legs either!!!
Back to the darts and I beat the usual suspect Ian Burgess as we always get drawn against each other 4 - 4! Then it went 5 - 5 with Bash up next! Bash had 48 darts start to beat Harry Jarvis but was comfortably beaten in the end, OUCH! We needed to win on last with the Skip to get us a point and he was sold! 6 - 6!
I'd say well done in the end but if we'd put the gas on early then it could have been a little better for us!
Looking on the bright side this week (hopefully), Smasher and Skip wont feel the urge to play on the quiz machine before the darts this week (What a NOB)!!!
Other News
1/ Chillo is much worse than first thought at playing darts! (true story)
2/ Table bowls goes into a freenzy this week as people try to secure a doubles partner before the tournament in January!
3/ Gloomy faces around Pot Black as we find out there are no Turkey Crowns available for Christmas!
4/ Wally didn't get angry this week!!!
5/ Gottsfreecabs has broken down again it would seem!
Joke Corner
Did you hear about the two guys who went to the sperm donors? One of them 'came' on the bus and the other one missed the tube!
Did you hear about the two guys who went to the sperm donors? One of them 'came' on the bus and the other one missed the tube!
