Sorry about the blog last week! Had a hectic week and never got time. Also waiting on Ready's mate to sort the following for us which basically sums up last weeks blog!!!!!
This week we had the dreaded trip away to KWMC. Potential banana skin team for us having got knocked out of the KO cup at Christmas by them!
No skip this week either so it was up to me to fcuk the book up!!!
Doubles were the usual me & tw@t + fluffy & smasher with the reformed pair of serious & Gottsy + Bardy & eddy! We scrapped home in the doubles just with a slender 3 - 1 lead!
Onto the singles and me up first. I drew 'I only play against the pot black A Johny Golf!' After a very poor leg by both I managed a 110 finish to go one further into the lead at 4 - 1. Smasher next up and the same result! Now sitting at 5 - 1 up it seemed a formality!!!!Next three up were Tw@t, Fluffy and Eddy. I know what you're thinking and maybe you're right this time???? Yes you are, they all lost! 5 - 1 up now turned into 5 - 4 with Serious, Bardy (on cokes) and Bash next to go!!!!!
Serious made us sweat for a bit before finally nailing the all important double! Phew!!! Bardy wins despite being on cokes or larger so no surprises to see him win again and Bash chalks up two wins on the trot! Lovely old job lads 8 - 4.
Other News
1/ They now do different flavour sambukas! Guess what they taste like? Still the same as before, ANISEED!
2/ I've also found a worse drink than half a cider with a shot of baileys! A shot of vodka with vinegar and tobasco!!!! Ask fluffy if he enjoyed it. lol
3/ KWMC is good for one thing. . . . . Homemade pickled onions!
Joke Corner
1/ Just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop.
2/ Capello's just phoned Wayne bridge up and said " I've just spoken to john terry and he's lost the captain's armband. do me a favour and have a look under ur bed"!!
3/ Bloke walks into a brothel, and says " i'm extremely kinky how much for total humiliation? " the madam replies £37.50. He replies "wow what do i get for that? " she says " an Ipswich shirt"
See you soon boys
Linx
Vice Skip
Capt Cob
