Just to remind you all of our current Chesney.........
Darts took some organising this week to scrape a team of 8 together! Gottsy makes two matches on the trot and Fluff Senior turned out again to show the youngsters how it's done!
I got a home game to captain this time and I know what skip means about paperwork! Fill in the book, write up the blackboard and fill in the card!!!!!
Ash pops in a hat trick of wins! Fluffy and PH argue who has been the best player this season and Eddy shows us that winning was just a blip in his season!!!!!
Result 10 - 2
That was a quick summary!!!!
Other News
1/ Fluffy sneaks off later to get KFC for one!
2/ PH gets upset that Gottsfreecabs don't go to Oulton Broad!
3/ Team Angry destroy PH and Fluff senior at 3 super curl table bowls!
4/ After choosing his favourite numbers, Linx prevails as champ at halfies, after a late scare on the bullseyes from Ricky and Bash!
5/ Lake Lothing were a bloody good laugh this week! No trouble at all, but that could be because Wrighty and Selfy were missing! Lol
Joke Corner
This is old but I love it! Still don't think it's true but sounds brilliant. Here goes
.............A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART.. After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim, and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
See you next week
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
