Pot Black A Vs Marquis A

Hi bloggers its that time again, What happened in the wonderful world of the dart's team this week? After hearing the news that Homeguard have dropped a point we now find ourselves joint top of the table and only a few legs behind!!!!!! I will say that we would be top on legs if me and Snatural had not thrown about 15 games away but we cant worry about that can we!!!!! sorry boys!!!!!!!!!!
So what's happened?

Well the big news this week is the departure of Mr Angry from the Pot Black. The legend of the club Mick Wall is retiring this weekend. I think I speak for everyone at the club when I say he will be sorely missed, Mick created a club that has turned many Young boys into gambler's, alcoholics and Obese men!!!!!!!!!
On a serious note though he has done a massive amount for all the guy's at the club not just the dart players and we all appreciate it!! all the best for the future Wally. You will be missed!!!!!!!!!

Serious gets a sponsorship deal with Latex, they hear of this mans desire for their product and have never really thought of this market for their trade. I hear there will be rubber glove adverts in every break during this weeks world championships.

Smasher puts too much Mighty grip on and has a bit of an incident!!! please see title pic, can I suggest you use one of Serious's gloves next time!!!!!

Bungle Bennett put's his C.V into ITFC in preparation for the imminent departure of Roy Keane. He believes this weeks debacle would have been avoided if Micky Stockwell and Jamie Clapham would have been selected.

THE GAME

A nice 10-2 victory for the Pot Black army.
We cruise into a 4-0 lead with wins from the S Team (Serious and Serious), me and Skip, Smasher and Penfold and Linx (yep you guessed it, not a big game) and Snatural. Another clean sweep in the double's.

Moving into the singles and not a lot changed as we won 6 of the 8 singles. Our Loser's were Serious number 2 Dirty and the coca cola kid Skip. Not one to take the p*** about poor darts play on recent performances but serious 2 did take out a green treble while having a pop at double top I think. After breaking our duck the previous week Myself and Nicky Lark followed up our wins last week and made it 2 in 2 . I think The Snatural is on 3!! almost a streak!!!
Smasher, Linx , Penfold and Serious 1 making up the other winners with Bardy away this week. Have not got the scores so this is slightly sketchy but I can recall Linx scoring like a demon, I popped in a 102 start and I cant imagine serious 1 not getting any high scores.

After the game me and Linx stayed up the Club and no real event's occurred as Fluff was not present to act like an idiot. Linx demolished a chair at the bar so there will be plenty of standing room up there this week. He claimed it was already wobbly, I'm not convinced!!!!

GOTTS WATCH

A staff member from Bannatyne's reported seeing a short spiky haired guy's with an orange face limping into the gym at around 12pm on Wednesday. They said they believe it to be a Gott's spot. he said the guy in question pranced about checking himself out in the mirror at every opportunity just like Gott's would. He was wearing too much aftershave, just like Gott's would. He was lifting far too much than he could handle, just like Gott's would. He saw him chatting to a couple of pretty looking females and went over to listen in, yep in fact he was sherminating, just like Gott's would!!!!I thought how can I check if this is a true Gott's spot ??? then It dawned on me, I popped upstairs and put the computer on, I flicked onto Facebook, logged onto the Gott's profile to find his relationship status said, 'In a relationship' I believe this not to be a fake Gott's spot!

WHERES LINX

http://www.whereslinx.blogspot.com/

THIS WEEK'S NEW FEATURE IS MICK'S MAGIC MOMENT'S, WE CANT FORGET THIS LEGEND SO ILL DO A BIT OF RESEARCH AND TRY GET SOME GOOD STORIES, ILL START WITH THE OBVIOUS.

MICK'S MEMORIES

I'm remembering the magical Pot Black dart's tour, an all time favorite as Wally had a little accident on the plane and had to stroll through the airport in his pants! I blame the mushrooms myself!!!!! At least we all had sympathy for him, me and Linx followed him through the airport so we could video it!!!!!!!!!!! cheer's for that magic Moment.

cheers guy's
see you next week.
Weekend Sportsman over and out.

Pot Black A Vs Factory

Hi guys I'm really not feeling writing this this week but am gonna take one for the team and make the effort so if its short that's the reason.

Up the factory and it must be a big game, Linx is not present must've got his dates mixed up as his excuse was he was snowed in!



We stroll in and the place has all been done out, I must say it looked very nice a far cry from what we were expecting! This must have inspired us as we put in a pretty decent performance and cruised to a 10-2 win.
The double's end 4-0 as everyone has a pretty decent game. Penfold and Smasher were the stars of the show as they end their game 140, 100, 121, 100 and out!! very impressive Smasher played well but was overshadowed by Penfold who left before the end as he was worried about random drug testing!!!!!



Other winners were the Serious team who looked a little shaky for a while before Dirty checked out a little 110 finish in his first appearance on coke for 8 years!! Myself and Skip, I feel I need to take this opportunity to talk about myself as I wasn't completely horrendous and managed more trebles in this leg than the combined total of the last 3 games!!!! and Bardy and Snatural. Bardy winning because he is Bardy and always wins and Snatural winning because he was in Bardy's team and he always wins!! ..........................Ok Ill let Eddie off his form is definitely on the up but don't tell him I said that!

Into the singles.



Up next me, Following in from the doubles there is definitely a slight up turn , once again no need to get too excited as it may be a KWMC incident and I may be horrific next week but I check in and out first throws (yep amazed me too!) and that made a bit of a difference as I popped in a 102st and won.



Here comes Snatural!! Omg Harrod and Lark both get singles wins in the same week for probably the first time in 2 seasons! (ill check this and get back to you!) Another decent performance from Nicky Lark and we sly off sniggering to the corner to talk about ourselves!!!!

No ones out this week and I pop off back to the club alone! ah well at least I was not obliterated when I got to work the next day so that's good!!!!

GOTT'S WATCH





Well with Gott's watch really gathering pace who will see him this week. Steve and Liz Gotts have not seen The Gott's since he last got dumped so Steve thought where will I go to get a sighting and check the beloved son is well? I have a plan he thought. Anyone know Steve? just imagine Gott's with a belly!!!!!!!! Anyway Gott's is getting sneaky so he doesn't get caught. He parks up his car around 9am in The Mardle, just off The Street and near Famona road, not far from the service station, well within walking distance from Shelley's florist shop and sneaks into the shop. He is comfortable and having a good day until he gets nervous what's up asks Shelley. My dads on his way I must hide, How do you know Gott's? I can hear him moaning a mile away!!!!!! arrrggghhhh where shall I hide? (as you can see from the pic he didn't pick a good spot) Steve strolls in, has a little browse. Can I help you sir? Are you Shelley? yep that's me. I'm Darren's dad I was looking to get a Gott's spot today is he here? nope he isn't here. So that's not his golf glove on the side? nope...... Are you sure he isn't here? nope. So that's not his car parked in The Mardle? nope. At this stage Gotts reveals himself oh damn dad you got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but how did you know I would be here, you haven't been following me? nope Darren I just phoned Sarah she said he isn't at home so must be at Shelley's shop, turns out she reads the blog too!!!! sprung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A truly genuine Gott's spot.

WHERE'S LINX?

http://www.whereslinx.blogspot.com/


Can You Spot Him?

That's all for this week guy's.

Weekend Sportsman over and out.

B-TEAM REPORT

Hi guys

As you know we played the A Team last week and its a bit difficult to give you a detailed report as they nicked our seats and we couldn’t see a lot. Suffice to say we managed to give them a good run for their money and managed to take it to 5-5 to set up a nervy finish. We really feel we deserved to get something but it wasn’t to be and they held on for a 7-5 win.

This week we had the first game of the second half with the Lake Lothing visiting the club. We all know the history but the night went off without a hitch. Actually they only had six players which gave us a huge advantage and we were able to gain a fairly comfortable 8-4 win to get us two more points and keep us well in the top half of the table.

It was a strange night this week with the club being very quiet which just goes to prove that women do not like driving in bad weather as none of them had brought their other halves out for the night. What a shame, could be quiet next week as well!

Nice to see Goochy arrive sporting a new growth of facial fuzz. At first we thought he had lost the instructions to his razor or was standing too far away from it, but it turns out he was going to keep growing it until he won a match. Thank God he won this week or it could have ended up looking like a cross between Merlin and ZZ Top. At least he can shave it off now. Rumours that he really grew it to counter the ever increasing cost of fuel as a way to keep warmer are totally unfounded.

On a slightly stranger note there was some rather worrying behaviour going on in the bar involving Bungle. I don’t know if he is starting to feel the pressure of being the star of the A Team blog but he was acting strangely. Basically, half way through the night he decided to place himself next to a young lad he didn’t know at the bar whilst trying to persuade him to part with money. We are not sure what the conversation was about but at one point he was clearly heard to ask him “do you come here often?” time for a sharp exit!! We thought this might be a one off moment of madness but later on he was seen by the fruit machine (could be an appropriate name) trying the same thing with three more young lads. We did not hear the conversations in detail but apparently it included the lines “whats a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?”, “where have you been all my life?” and “get your coat you’ve pulled”! come on Bill, if you’re going a bit that way have a word with Kingy, he’s been in Thailand enough he could probably tell you all you need to know!

On a sad note, Wally confirmed that he is leaving the club after 83 years in charge. This is a shame and he will be sorely missed as a brilliant manager, organiser and butt of many jokes. Just make sure you keep coming out with the boys and you can relax and enjoy it. I am sure everyone will join me in wishing him all the very best for whatever he does next. Cheers mate!

Next week we are away to the marquis but unfortunately Myself, Clint and Yid wil be missing so have a good one lads and I’ll see you soon.

All the best

Quiff