Up the factory and it must be a big game, Linx is not present must've got his dates mixed up as his excuse was he was snowed in!
We stroll in and the place has all been done out, I must say it looked very nice a far cry from what we were expecting! This must have inspired us as we put in a pretty decent performance and cruised to a 10-2 win.
The double's end 4-0 as everyone has a pretty decent game. Penfold and Smasher were the stars of the show as they end their game 140, 100, 121, 100 and out!! very impressive Smasher played well but was overshadowed by Penfold who left before the end as he was worried about random drug testing!!!!!
Other winners were the Serious team who looked a little shaky for a while before Dirty checked out a little 110 finish in his first appearance on coke for 8 years!! Myself and Skip, I feel I need to take this opportunity to talk about myself as I wasn't completely horrendous and managed more trebles in this leg than the combined total of the last 3 games!!!! and Bardy and Snatural. Bardy winning because he is Bardy and always wins and Snatural winning because he was in Bardy's team and he always wins!! ..........................Ok Ill let Eddie off his form is definitely on the up but don't tell him I said that!
Into the singles.
Up next me, Following in from the doubles there is definitely a slight up turn , once again no need to get too excited as it may be a KWMC incident and I may be horrific next week but I check in and out first throws (yep amazed me too!) and that made a bit of a difference as I popped in a 102st and won.
Here comes Snatural!! Omg Harrod and Lark both get singles wins in the same week for probably the first time in 2 seasons! (ill check this and get back to you!) Another decent performance from Nicky Lark and we sly off sniggering to the corner to talk about ourselves!!!!
No ones out this week and I pop off back to the club alone! ah well at least I was not obliterated when I got to work the next day so that's good!!!!
GOTT'S WATCH
Well with Gott's watch really gathering pace who will see him this week. Steve and Liz Gotts have not seen The Gott's since he last got dumped so Steve thought where will I go to get a sighting and check the beloved son is well? I have a plan he thought. Anyone know Steve? just imagine Gott's with a belly!!!!!!!! Anyway Gott's is getting sneaky so he doesn't get caught. He parks up his car around 9am in The Mardle, just off The Street and near Famona road, not far from the service station, well within walking distance from Shelley's florist shop and sneaks into the shop. He is comfortable and having a good day until he gets nervous what's up asks Shelley. My dads on his way I must hide, How do you know Gott's? I can hear him moaning a mile away!!!!!! arrrggghhhh where shall I hide? (as you can see from the pic he didn't pick a good spot) Steve strolls in, has a little browse. Can I help you sir? Are you Shelley? yep that's me. I'm Darren's dad I was looking to get a Gott's spot today is he here? nope he isn't here. So that's not his golf glove on the side? nope...... Are you sure he isn't here? nope. So that's not his car parked in The Mardle? nope. At this stage Gotts reveals himself oh damn dad you got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but how did you know I would be here, you haven't been following me? nope Darren I just phoned Sarah she said he isn't at home so must be at Shelley's shop, turns out she reads the blog too!!!! sprung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A truly genuine Gott's spot.
WHERE'S LINX?
http://www.whereslinx.blogspot.com/
Can You Spot Him?
That's all for this week guy's.
Weekend Sportsman over and out.
