Hi bloggers its that time again, What happened in the wonderful world of the dart's team this week? After hearing the news that Homeguard have dropped a point we now find ourselves joint top of the table and only a few legs behind!!!!!! I will say that we would be top on legs if me and Snatural had not thrown about 15 games away but we cant worry about that can we!!!!! sorry boys!!!!!!!!!!
So what's happened?
Well the big news this week is the departure of Mr Angry from the Pot Black. The legend of the club Mick Wall is retiring this weekend. I think I speak for everyone at the club when I say he will be sorely missed, Mick created a club that has turned many Young boys into gambler's, alcoholics and Obese men!!!!!!!!!
On a serious note though he has done a massive amount for all the guy's at the club not just the dart players and we all appreciate it!! all the best for the future Wally. You will be missed!!!!!!!!!
Serious gets a sponsorship deal with Latex, they hear of this mans desire for their product and have never really thought of this market for their trade. I hear there will be rubber glove adverts in every break during this weeks world championships.
Smasher puts too much Mighty grip on and has a bit of an incident!!! please see title pic, can I suggest you use one of Serious's gloves next time!!!!!
Bungle Bennett put's his C.V into ITFC in preparation for the imminent departure of Roy Keane. He believes this weeks debacle would have been avoided if Micky Stockwell and Jamie Clapham would have been selected.
THE GAME
A nice 10-2 victory for the Pot Black army.
We cruise into a 4-0 lead with wins from the S Team (Serious and Serious), me and Skip, Smasher and Penfold and Linx (yep you guessed it, not a big game) and Snatural. Another clean sweep in the double's.
Moving into the singles and not a lot changed as we won 6 of the 8 singles. Our Loser's were Serious number 2 Dirty and the coca cola kid Skip. Not one to take the p*** about poor darts play on recent performances but serious 2 did take out a green treble while having a pop at double top I think. After breaking our duck the previous week Myself and Nicky Lark followed up our wins last week and made it 2 in 2 . I think The Snatural is on 3!! almost a streak!!!
Smasher, Linx , Penfold and Serious 1 making up the other winners with Bardy away this week. Have not got the scores so this is slightly sketchy but I can recall Linx scoring like a demon, I popped in a 102 start and I cant imagine serious 1 not getting any high scores.
After the game me and Linx stayed up the Club and no real event's occurred as Fluff was not present to act like an idiot. Linx demolished a chair at the bar so there will be plenty of standing room up there this week. He claimed it was already wobbly, I'm not convinced!!!!
GOTTS WATCH
A staff member from Bannatyne's reported seeing a short spiky haired guy's with an orange face limping into the gym at around 12pm on Wednesday. They said they believe it to be a Gott's spot. he said the guy in question pranced about checking himself out in the mirror at every opportunity just like Gott's would. He was wearing too much aftershave, just like Gott's would. He was lifting far too much than he could handle, just like Gott's would. He saw him chatting to a couple of pretty looking females and went over to listen in, yep in fact he was sherminating, just like Gott's would!!!!I thought how can I check if this is a true Gott's spot ??? then It dawned on me, I popped upstairs and put the computer on, I flicked onto Facebook, logged onto the Gott's profile to find his relationship status said, 'In a relationship' I believe this not to be a fake Gott's spot!
WHERES LINX
So what's happened?
Well the big news this week is the departure of Mr Angry from the Pot Black. The legend of the club Mick Wall is retiring this weekend. I think I speak for everyone at the club when I say he will be sorely missed, Mick created a club that has turned many Young boys into gambler's, alcoholics and Obese men!!!!!!!!!
On a serious note though he has done a massive amount for all the guy's at the club not just the dart players and we all appreciate it!! all the best for the future Wally. You will be missed!!!!!!!!!
Serious gets a sponsorship deal with Latex, they hear of this mans desire for their product and have never really thought of this market for their trade. I hear there will be rubber glove adverts in every break during this weeks world championships.
Smasher puts too much Mighty grip on and has a bit of an incident!!! please see title pic, can I suggest you use one of Serious's gloves next time!!!!!
Bungle Bennett put's his C.V into ITFC in preparation for the imminent departure of Roy Keane. He believes this weeks debacle would have been avoided if Micky Stockwell and Jamie Clapham would have been selected.
THE GAME
A nice 10-2 victory for the Pot Black army.
We cruise into a 4-0 lead with wins from the S Team (Serious and Serious), me and Skip, Smasher and Penfold and Linx (yep you guessed it, not a big game) and Snatural. Another clean sweep in the double's.
Moving into the singles and not a lot changed as we won 6 of the 8 singles. Our Loser's were Serious number 2 Dirty and the coca cola kid Skip. Not one to take the p*** about poor darts play on recent performances but serious 2 did take out a green treble while having a pop at double top I think. After breaking our duck the previous week Myself and Nicky Lark followed up our wins last week and made it 2 in 2 . I think The Snatural is on 3!! almost a streak!!!
Smasher, Linx , Penfold and Serious 1 making up the other winners with Bardy away this week. Have not got the scores so this is slightly sketchy but I can recall Linx scoring like a demon, I popped in a 102 start and I cant imagine serious 1 not getting any high scores.
After the game me and Linx stayed up the Club and no real event's occurred as Fluff was not present to act like an idiot. Linx demolished a chair at the bar so there will be plenty of standing room up there this week. He claimed it was already wobbly, I'm not convinced!!!!
GOTTS WATCH
A staff member from Bannatyne's reported seeing a short spiky haired guy's with an orange face limping into the gym at around 12pm on Wednesday. They said they believe it to be a Gott's spot. he said the guy in question pranced about checking himself out in the mirror at every opportunity just like Gott's would. He was wearing too much aftershave, just like Gott's would. He was lifting far too much than he could handle, just like Gott's would. He saw him chatting to a couple of pretty looking females and went over to listen in, yep in fact he was sherminating, just like Gott's would!!!!I thought how can I check if this is a true Gott's spot ??? then It dawned on me, I popped upstairs and put the computer on, I flicked onto Facebook, logged onto the Gott's profile to find his relationship status said, 'In a relationship' I believe this not to be a fake Gott's spot!
WHERES LINX
THIS WEEK'S NEW FEATURE IS MICK'S MAGIC MOMENT'S, WE CANT FORGET THIS LEGEND SO ILL DO A BIT OF RESEARCH AND TRY GET SOME GOOD STORIES, ILL START WITH THE OBVIOUS.
MICK'S MEMORIES
I'm remembering the magical Pot Black dart's tour, an all time favorite as Wally had a little accident on the plane and had to stroll through the airport in his pants! I blame the mushrooms myself!!!!! At least we all had sympathy for him, me and Linx followed him through the airport so we could video it!!!!!!!!!!! cheer's for that magic Moment.
cheers guy's
see you next week.
Weekend Sportsman over and out.
I'm remembering the magical Pot Black dart's tour, an all time favorite as Wally had a little accident on the plane and had to stroll through the airport in his pants! I blame the mushrooms myself!!!!! At least we all had sympathy for him, me and Linx followed him through the airport so we could video it!!!!!!!!!!! cheer's for that magic Moment.
cheers guy's
see you next week.
Weekend Sportsman over and out.
