Due to the interest shown in 'Table Bowls' after Darts in recent weeks (leaving me to take Ozzie & Moysies 'free cab' Liar Dice money) .... The Pot Black has decided to hold a CHAMPIONSHIP BOWLS NIGHT!!! With darts performances by both the 'A' & 'B' Team on the slide of late, I can only imagine that post match bowls is to blame. With every player eager to get back to the club to show their prowess on the green baize, the doubles have eluded our darts stars.
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All kind of claims have been made, with the usual suspects having dillusions of grandieur i.e Flatty, Lincoln and Harrod, likening themselves to Richard Corsie and David Bryant whereas from the Soberness of the onlooking bar-staff, their smash, crash, wallop approach resembles more of a Richard Hammond look to it.
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So this is the chance you Chillo's, Smasher's & Ash's having been waiting for to show them they are all Mouth and no Bias.
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The night will have 2 titles on offer... BEST INDOOR TABLE BOWLS DOUBLES OUTFIT...IN THE WORLD!!!!!! & BEST INDOOR DRUNKEN TABLE BOWLS UNIFIED SINGLES CHAMPION...IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
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The doubles tournament will be £5 a pair with the singles compo costing each player the same fiver with all entrance fees being paid out in prize money.... although its the Championship bragging rights you all really want...
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So it's doubles first followed by the big one... the Singles Championship (we think this will be better after a few beverages)
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Who can step up to the plate....
Who can ignore the constant barracking....
Will Gottsy figure out what way they curl in.....
Will Chillo find anyone p*ssed enough to partner him....
Will Linx and Wally get angry.......
Will Bennett shut up for more than 5 minutes.....
Will Nicky Lark get his hair done in time.....
Will Serious take it Seriously.......
Will Flatty actually be the best in the world.....
Be here to find out.....
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SATURDAY 16TH JANUARY 7PM START
