Hello Johnny
Hello billy
What have you been doing this week Johnny
I’ve been to the hairdressers billy
Were they closed?
Ha-ha very funny. Actually I was in a hurry and went in and said I needed my hair cut badly – and they cut it the same as yours!
Thats not very nice Johnny. Besides I bet you haven’t got the same long tufty bit on the top that I have.
Yes I have billy look.
Ooh that’s good we have exactly the same hair. We know a song about that don’t we!
Shall we play darts tonight Johnny, all our lovely friends are going to a pub.
That sounds fun lets go with them where are they going?
To the oak tavern Johnny, lets see how they get on.
This is good Johnny I have been given two games by that nice captain quiff.
So have I billy he really is quite a nice bloke for a fat git. Who’s on first?
I am Johnny, I’m playing with that short sighted bloke” Oz” who they call Mr magoo.
We know what makes you short sighted don’t we billy. Remember children, its not there for you to play with!
How did you get on billy.
We won and I played well as I scored a one hundred and forty and finished the game quickly.
Thats good billy who was next?
Next were my favourite players SHOOT ‘EM’ UP and CLINT, I love cowboys.
So do I billy but that second one has a funny name.
Look closer Johnny you short sighted idiot, its actually an L followed by an I.
Oh sorry billy, my eyes have been playing up lately. Remember children, its not there for you to play with.
We know a song about that don’t we.
“my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with.........”
Thats enough of that for now Billy, lets get back to the darts. What happened next?
Unfortunately the cowboys got shot down so we lost.
I’m on next billy I’m playing with a Yid
We’ve warned you about that, think of your eyesight. Anyway what’s a Yid?
It’s a person who supports Tott-en-ham Hotspur billy because they are Jewish.
Isn’t that racist Johnny?
Yes sorry Billy. Remember children, you must always be politically correct and not say anything nasty about people, unless of course they support Norwich City, which doesn’t count.
We know a song about that don’t we
“she’s a wh...”
Thats enough of that Johnny how did the darts go?
I’m afraid we weren’t very good and we lost but that nice captain quiff and hos were on next.
How did they get on?
They lost as well Billy. What a pair of whingers! They didn’t stop moaning all game and Shawn tried to pick a fight with a curtain?
We have a name for that don’t we
TWWAAAAT!(said with hand leaving forehead)
I was first in the singles Johnny and I won because I’m good. But I was a little bit concerned that I might be getting Dartitis.
Wasn’t he one of the Three Musketeers Billy?
No apparently it happens to good darts players and they cannot let go of the darts. At one point I stuck the end of the dart in my finger.
Did you feel a prick?
Well I did feel slightly silly Johnny. What happened next in the darts ?
Clint and Magoo and Shoot-em-up all won and we were doing well, then it was my turn.
How did you get on Johnny?
I played really well and won as well. I even finished really quickly.
Well done Johnny what happened next.
Hos played next and won but Moysie lost before that nice captain quiff went on last and won as well.
That sounds good Johnny, so we won.
Yes billy its the first win away from home all season.
We know a song about that don’t we
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to see the Pot Black win away!”
I think that’s all we have time for now, good night billy
Goodnight Johnny
Goodnight everyone! Goodnight.
Hello billy
What have you been doing this week Johnny
I’ve been to the hairdressers billy
Were they closed?
Ha-ha very funny. Actually I was in a hurry and went in and said I needed my hair cut badly – and they cut it the same as yours!
Thats not very nice Johnny. Besides I bet you haven’t got the same long tufty bit on the top that I have.
Yes I have billy look.
Ooh that’s good we have exactly the same hair. We know a song about that don’t we!
Shall we play darts tonight Johnny, all our lovely friends are going to a pub.
That sounds fun lets go with them where are they going?
To the oak tavern Johnny, lets see how they get on.
This is good Johnny I have been given two games by that nice captain quiff.
So have I billy he really is quite a nice bloke for a fat git. Who’s on first?
I am Johnny, I’m playing with that short sighted bloke” Oz” who they call Mr magoo.
We know what makes you short sighted don’t we billy. Remember children, its not there for you to play with!
How did you get on billy.
We won and I played well as I scored a one hundred and forty and finished the game quickly.
Thats good billy who was next?
Next were my favourite players SHOOT ‘EM’ UP and CLINT, I love cowboys.
So do I billy but that second one has a funny name.
Look closer Johnny you short sighted idiot, its actually an L followed by an I.
Oh sorry billy, my eyes have been playing up lately. Remember children, its not there for you to play with.
We know a song about that don’t we.
“my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with.........”
Thats enough of that for now Billy, lets get back to the darts. What happened next?
Unfortunately the cowboys got shot down so we lost.
I’m on next billy I’m playing with a Yid
We’ve warned you about that, think of your eyesight. Anyway what’s a Yid?
It’s a person who supports Tott-en-ham Hotspur billy because they are Jewish.
Isn’t that racist Johnny?
Yes sorry Billy. Remember children, you must always be politically correct and not say anything nasty about people, unless of course they support Norwich City, which doesn’t count.
We know a song about that don’t we
“she’s a wh...”
Thats enough of that Johnny how did the darts go?
I’m afraid we weren’t very good and we lost but that nice captain quiff and hos were on next.
How did they get on?
They lost as well Billy. What a pair of whingers! They didn’t stop moaning all game and Shawn tried to pick a fight with a curtain?
We have a name for that don’t we
TWWAAAAT!(said with hand leaving forehead)
I was first in the singles Johnny and I won because I’m good. But I was a little bit concerned that I might be getting Dartitis.
Wasn’t he one of the Three Musketeers Billy?
No apparently it happens to good darts players and they cannot let go of the darts. At one point I stuck the end of the dart in my finger.
Did you feel a prick?
Well I did feel slightly silly Johnny. What happened next in the darts ?
Clint and Magoo and Shoot-em-up all won and we were doing well, then it was my turn.
How did you get on Johnny?
I played really well and won as well. I even finished really quickly.
Well done Johnny what happened next.
Hos played next and won but Moysie lost before that nice captain quiff went on last and won as well.
That sounds good Johnny, so we won.
Yes billy its the first win away from home all season.
We know a song about that don’t we
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to see the Pot Black win away!”
I think that’s all we have time for now, good night billy
Goodnight Johnny
Goodnight everyone! Goodnight.
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The Cast
Billy Bungle ,
Johnny Das Hos,
The cowboys Shoot em up and Clint
Short sighted bloke Oz
Fat bloke whinging about the oche and the chalker Quiff
Fat bloke whinging about the throw, the curtains, the pub and well everything Hos
Bloke who couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo Yid
Bloke who wouldn’t have hit a finishing double if he’d stayed till Christmas Moysie
Bloke who was ill and didn’t make it URDU (don’t try using predictive text if typing TREV)
Bloke who wasn’t playing, then was, then didn’t …………Wally
The cowboys Shoot em up and Clint
Short sighted bloke Oz
Fat bloke whinging about the oche and the chalker Quiff
Fat bloke whinging about the throw, the curtains, the pub and well everything Hos
Bloke who couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo Yid
Bloke who wouldn’t have hit a finishing double if he’d stayed till Christmas Moysie
Bloke who was ill and didn’t make it URDU (don’t try using predictive text if typing TREV)
Bloke who wasn’t playing, then was, then didn’t …………Wally
