Hi allAnother Friday night and what can I say a 9-3 win, the team have made a very good start to season, very strange situation to be in, a quick analysis of how the games were lost!!!!!!!!!! I played twice Nicky Lark played once, yep that's 3 games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't need to spell it out for you!!!.. Ok I will I'm awful, if anyone has any tips let me know because I need all the help I can get.
Me and Skip lost our doubles despite looking in control and the singles losers are above.
Good performances' by all but my memory is a bit sketchy as the buca bus pulled up and I went for a little ride, what can I remember?
1. Dirty Stop Out stayed out!!!!!!! yep it really did happen
2. Dirty Stop Out attempts liar dice with mixed success!!!!! I think he called Linx a liar on some stupid ones and won, I'm sure I remember a pair of kings being a lie! always worth a crack to see the cob on from Mr Cob on!
3. Fluffy rounds off a quiet Friday by being sick all over the couch- I bet Rach was well chuffed.
4. I'm still on most high starts and highest score in the team!!!! oooohhh yeeaaaaahhh.
Joke Corner
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.
A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
2. Dirty Stop Out attempts liar dice with mixed success!!!!! I think he called Linx a liar on some stupid ones and won, I'm sure I remember a pair of kings being a lie! always worth a crack to see the cob on from Mr Cob on!
3. Fluffy rounds off a quiet Friday by being sick all over the couch- I bet Rach was well chuffed.
4. I'm still on most high starts and highest score in the team!!!! oooohhh yeeaaaaahhh.
Joke Corner
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.
A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
Amazing Fact
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! (LINX NEVER WAS GREAT IN THE AIR AT FOOTY!)
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! (LINX NEVER WAS GREAT IN THE AIR AT FOOTY!)
