Hi all no blog last week but tough really I'm back on it again this week, last week was a great win in our first tough game of the season it got a bit nip and tuck towards the end but luckily the solid Lark and Harrod combo both won at the end. Law of averages said we were going to get wins in the end. Unfortunately for the natural his win didn't count as we already had 7 so I got one up on him!this week and another 8-4 victory in a game we made a little tougher than need be.
Doubles
Obviously not sure of the exact details or order but 3-1 up, myself and smasher won, he was at least better than last week but seriously this is a whole new concept for me out scoring my doubles partner, 'Penfold Spring' and Gavin 'dirty' Peek I've shortened it as he stays out now) and think Bardy and Linx were the other winners but that's very vague!
Singles
Well what happened here? got a little bit tight for a while, Dirty Peek made it 6 wins out of 6, Penfold Spring also snuck in. Skip on the beer for his 2nd consecutive week took victory! a good result for someone who officially retired from darts the Friday before! Linx was awful and lost as his scoring wasn't up to its normal scratch of 60,60,60,60,60 unfortunately he was only hitting, 59,57,55,58,59 and he was a bit unlucky with the draw and found himself up against someone who actually aimed for the treble!!! it got to 6-4 and everyone was a little tense I'm not sure why as we had our two bankers on last................. yep you guessed it me and the Snatural Lark, full of mouth as usual and with a bit of swagger after our victories the week before. I was a bit shaky at the start but pulled myself together as I realized my opponent was horrific and played a wee bit better towards the end registering the teams 1st high score of the night!!!!!!!!!! omg wtf!!!!!!!! anyway 7-4 up and the win was secure. The Snatural was up next and in the same situation as the week before in a game of no relevance, The Snatural took victory, and the same as the previous week he was a bit unlucky and it didn't count because we already had 7 and I got another one up on him- its great when you make up the rules of competitions as you always win
The only most wins cup people care about update:
The only most wins cup people care about update:
ph 3 wins
fluff 1 win
the natural 1 win
Well with Smasher off to the Ole Frank to prep for the next days wedding duty, Fluff being a poooffffffff and me being absolutely knackered after a late night and a bit to much wine the night before it seemed that we would not head out...... nope I pulled myself together and gathered up the troops and me, Penfold, Linx and Dirty Peek cruised into ob, I won a pound by betting Nathan Hart would be in the Waveney, yep there he was!!!!!! I then trapped off a bit about whooping people at pool and lost every game!! briiiillliiiiaaannnntttt!!!
Broadview then was on our radar, surely the buka bus wasn't there again!!!!!!!!???????? we tentatively poked our heads round the door, the fear was etched on our faces, we gripped each other tight as we huddled together we hoping it wasn't there............... nope it wasn't YIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE CRIED, I think I had tears of joy in my eyes. what to drink? no buka? oh I know we will have to have!!!!! a couple of bottles of apple sour and stroll round with raspberry vodka drinks with little berries floating around in them- its important to get older with grace think we may have them again next week!!!!!!!!!!
Joke corner
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?""Just rub toilet paper between them."Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?""I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
an exciting new feature!!!!
fluff 1 win
the natural 1 win
Well with Smasher off to the Ole Frank to prep for the next days wedding duty, Fluff being a poooffffffff and me being absolutely knackered after a late night and a bit to much wine the night before it seemed that we would not head out...... nope I pulled myself together and gathered up the troops and me, Penfold, Linx and Dirty Peek cruised into ob, I won a pound by betting Nathan Hart would be in the Waveney, yep there he was!!!!!! I then trapped off a bit about whooping people at pool and lost every game!! briiiillliiiiaaannnntttt!!!
Broadview then was on our radar, surely the buka bus wasn't there again!!!!!!!!???????? we tentatively poked our heads round the door, the fear was etched on our faces, we gripped each other tight as we huddled together we hoping it wasn't there............... nope it wasn't YIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE CRIED, I think I had tears of joy in my eyes. what to drink? no buka? oh I know we will have to have!!!!! a couple of bottles of apple sour and stroll round with raspberry vodka drinks with little berries floating around in them- its important to get older with grace think we may have them again next week!!!!!!!!!!
Joke corner
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?""Just rub toilet paper between them."Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?""I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
an exciting new feature!!!!
Gotts Watch
Have you seen this man?? if you do please do not hesitate to text me with the exact date and where abouts!!!! we need to keep an eye out to put his parents minds at rest!!! so if you spot him, make the effort and do what is right!!!
The last reported sighting was 1855 on Saturday the 18th of the month 2010 a black bmw was reported to be seen leaving the kfc car park with a rather large carrier bag of food! could this have been the elusive DG!?
Weekend Sportsman over and out!
