DREAM TEAM STAR MAN OLD FLUFF
12-0 - God damn, a potential chesney losing chance has gone.
Second game in and already struggling for players due to holidays, work, and general laziness. Never fear our back up players of old Fluff and even Older Fluff don't let us down and we swing into the Marquis with the straight 8. New boys Andy ' The Haircut' Spring and Gavin 'Dirty stop out' Peek are looking a bit nervous as they enter their old stomping ground. They spend a couple of minutes checking out the competition and after a huddle up in the corner they emerge with a little smirk and the old swagger back.
Doubles
Unbelievable I know as we won 12 -0 the doubles ended up 4-0. The first 2 doubles struggled a wee bit, Linx and Old fluff never looked in danger, But Linx once again didn't live up to his reputation and was clearly missing his normal high quality partner. Bardy and Older Fluff also looked a bit shaky, Bardy assured as ever on the cokes (not) had to rely on Older Fluff who had a solid game despite only picking up darts once a millennium, fancy a game every week?? last two doubles played far better- oh yes I did figure in one of them!!! The teams of Skip and Ph, and Haircut and Dirty stop out both played extremely well and cruised to victories.
Into the singles
and everyone is already a little nervy, they know the chesney is on!!! To be honest there were no alarms, Once the usual suspects like the coca cola kids Bardy and Skip won and I avoided the double chesney 12-0 was inevitable, Fluff got the jerky arm out and played well taking player of the night award with a 19 darter (annoying isn't it!!!!). Dirty Stop out had the pressure of last game on, I provided the usual support by taking the Mick thinking I could get him to jelly it but he was never in trouble and yep I'm still the one and only, Briiilllliiiaaannnnttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Anyone ever seen a bloke bring a dart case the size of a laptop bag to the pub containing about 20 sets of darts then use just 1 set the size of drawing pins?? I have Keith Allen- I let it ride obviously by shouting it out extremely loudly so everyone could have a good p**s take!!!!!! I never lose my charm ha ha!!!!!
Other Points
1. Dirty stop Out breaks his personal best for staying out.
2. Juke boxes are the way forward on a Friday.
3. The colour of money is extremely hard to win on.
After staying at the Marquis for a while me and Linx face a massive dilemma, shall we join Dave Smith and the haircut in a jaunt to the mighty Plough and Sail- We make the right choice and pop off back to Linx for a kebab and a bit of gambling!!! obviously a good idea we won loads!!!! we also treated ourselves to a watching a bit of WWE fu** we are cool!!!!!
Joke Corner
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Amazing Fact
The average person laughs 10 times a day! (This week its me who is above average)
Anyone ever seen a bloke bring a dart case the size of a laptop bag to the pub containing about 20 sets of darts then use just 1 set the size of drawing pins?? I have Keith Allen- I let it ride obviously by shouting it out extremely loudly so everyone could have a good p**s take!!!!!! I never lose my charm ha ha!!!!!
Other Points
1. Dirty stop Out breaks his personal best for staying out.
2. Juke boxes are the way forward on a Friday.
3. The colour of money is extremely hard to win on.
After staying at the Marquis for a while me and Linx face a massive dilemma, shall we join Dave Smith and the haircut in a jaunt to the mighty Plough and Sail- We make the right choice and pop off back to Linx for a kebab and a bit of gambling!!! obviously a good idea we won loads!!!! we also treated ourselves to a watching a bit of WWE fu** we are cool!!!!!
Joke Corner
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Amazing Fact
The average person laughs 10 times a day! (This week its me who is above average)
Weekend Sportsman over and out!!!!
