A nice picture!! just one of the ones me and Chilly gained after chatting to a couple of young girls at the train station!! Can't show you the others, I didn't notice myself but Chilly really liked her personalit.....ies, the PB does not stand for Peter Baker by the way.
Well onto this week, I wasn't going to do a blog but then decided it was unfair on those people in the team who can actually play darts!!!!!!!!! so guys after last weeks disaster against the mercenaries of Man City- oops sorry I mean the Ole Frank the league's long established big guns met at the Pot Black Club.
To say we were a wee bit better than last week would be an understatement!!!!!
Well onto this week, I wasn't going to do a blog but then decided it was unfair on those people in the team who can actually play darts!!!!!!!!! so guys after last weeks disaster against the mercenaries of Man City- oops sorry I mean the Ole Frank the league's long established big guns met at the Pot Black Club.
To say we were a wee bit better than last week would be an understatement!!!!!
Doubles (did I mention Linx jellied it)
Linx and George lost Linx 125
Linx and George lost Linx 125
Peek and Hook won Hooky 180, Peek 140
Skip and Bardy lost Bardy 102st and 140
Spring and Ed won Spring 140
Singles( did i mention Linx jellied it)
Singles( did i mention Linx jellied it)
Hooky won 180,134,108 17dg
Skip won no high scores!! checked out 80 for a bit of a birthday
Bardy won
Then it went wrong
Spring lost to Champs 16dg Spring 135
George lost to Monsters 19dg
Peek won to get the draw Peek 140
you didn't even bother to try and win! Well I did try, in my defense it was hard to see as I bagged a whole 22 points! Flash 17 dart game!
Linx pooped it on last. Jelly machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about the shortened version but the computer crashed twice, I cant write it all out a 3rd time so the above is courtesy of Skip.
Sorry about the shortened version but the computer crashed twice, I cant write it all out a 3rd time so the above is courtesy of Skip.
In summary a really good game of darts with all winners for both teams registering really good legs of darts, great performances by Serious and Dirty Peek in both of their games and unfortunate we did not get the win! From 5-2 they played 3 goood games of 16,19 and 17 darts to go 6-5.
It all went down to the last game with Linx on I cant even remember who he played now! but there were glimpses of brown dripping out of the bottom of his jeans as he missed double 10 , AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! unlucky mate we will get em next time!
Cheers boys up the bar we toddled for a mammoth game of spoof! Briiillliiiaaanntt, out first to round off a cracking night for myself!! Ill try liar dice, nope lost all them too god I had a cracker of a night.
Cheers boys up the bar we toddled for a mammoth game of spoof! Briiillliiiaaanntt, out first to round off a cracking night for myself!! Ill try liar dice, nope lost all them too god I had a cracker of a night.
Just about to leave, shall we go out? we were very unsure what to do, a smallish guy by the name of Smasher is straight in, Ill go out! ok lets go, that makes our minds up we will go! Myself , Linx and Slong get out of the car outside Broadview the Chilly drives off. Where Smash? oh he has gone home cheers mate!!!!!!!!!
Gotts Watch
Gotts Watch
Seems a very popular feature and getting many potential sightings, some are hoaxes as people try to jump on the bandwagon but I know lesser spotted Gotts when I see one and I can whittle out the genuine ones.
1. A man wearing a Ping T-shirt and jeans ripped around the bottom was seen leaving a tanning centre is Gorleston (10 am Monday) I believe this was a true Gotts spot.
2. A short spiky haired man with an orange fake tan face was reported to have booked a chest wax in a local beauty parlour (11 am Tuesday) I believe this to be a genuine Gotts spot.
3. A man was reported to be seen walking a very smelly dog near the garage just opposite the Red House Pub and coming away from Shelley Crossley's florist shop (3.03 pm Wednesday). Must be a Gotts spotting!!!!
4. A black car was seen driving up The Street in Carlton at extreme ( oh that's a funny word!!!) pace!!! not far from the Red House Pub, near Les Whall's house and quite near to Shelley Crossley's florist shop! ( 11pm- He doesn't drink so ill assume he didn't go in the pub, but I have to say a strange time to be buying flowers!!!) Was this the DG?!?!
Joke Corner
2. A short spiky haired man with an orange fake tan face was reported to have booked a chest wax in a local beauty parlour (11 am Tuesday) I believe this to be a genuine Gotts spot.
3. A man was reported to be seen walking a very smelly dog near the garage just opposite the Red House Pub and coming away from Shelley Crossley's florist shop (3.03 pm Wednesday). Must be a Gotts spotting!!!!
4. A black car was seen driving up The Street in Carlton at extreme ( oh that's a funny word!!!) pace!!! not far from the Red House Pub, near Les Whall's house and quite near to Shelley Crossley's florist shop! ( 11pm- He doesn't drink so ill assume he didn't go in the pub, but I have to say a strange time to be buying flowers!!!) Was this the DG?!?!
Joke Corner
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other two asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Tip of the week.
Tip of the week.
If you are having you're wisdom teeth out and they ask you if you want local or general- I would advise general and so would my dentist after he lost his fingers this week!!!!!!!!!
Weekend Sportsman over and out
(By the way did i tell you what happened in Linxs game? he jellied it!!!!!)
Weekend Sportsman over and out
(By the way did i tell you what happened in Linxs game? he jellied it!!!!!)
