Well what can I say!!!?? a 9-3 defeat in what has been described by many as our worst performance ever!!! It started badly and never got any better!!
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as you can see there wasn't any.
The first double set the tone for the night as Serious and Dirty came down the board like Phil Taylor and James Wade and ended up on double one as they doubled out like Nicky Lark!!!! Our chins hit the floor and the rest of the night followed in a similar vein! The next two doubles lost as Stinky, Penfold, Skip and Snatural could not turn it around. Up stepped the dynamic duo of Smasher and PH, Ph had the usual we are losing cob on and declared victory was inevitable for him- nope played crap and lost 4-0 down briiiiilllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiant!!!!
Into the singles and it did improve greatly, Skip was the first to register a victory as did Smasher and someone else who I cant remember ( sorry who ever it was!) generally there is not a lot to say and its fair to say we lost all the close as well as all the games which weren't.
Home guard next week, surely we cant play that bad again?! but who knows!
Anyway, the good news was that Trev Hook put an appearance in and we took on Gary The Mouth Flatt and Ryan the mouth Lincoln in what could on be described as lambs to the slaughter table bowls!! well that's what was being shouted out!! nope Myself and Trev won- apparently I was lucky??!!! who cares...ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Off to Broadview we toddled, no appearance this week from Penfold and Dirty but the stalwarts put some funds in the till, as usual we had no plans to go there but it ended up going really well!!!!
Jager bomb anyone?! briiiiillllllliiiiiiiiant work was soooooo fun!
GOTT'S WATCH
There has been few potential sightings this week !!
I have had reports that a smallish gent has been seen coming out of Shelley Crossley's florist shop on Wednesday at 1030.
Another person reported seeing a spiky haired man with a limp coming out of Shelley Crossley's florist shop on Thursday at 1601.
In another incident a Black BMW with a disabled badge was spotted parked outside the red house just adjacent to Shelley Crossley's florist shop.
JOKE CORNER
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”.
