Ex Sevicemens 'D' vs. Pot Black 'A'
Well all I can say is thank god the blog was covered in my absence by the always very useless 'Weekend Sportsman'. In his defence I think he covered proceedings quite well especially last week as he made decent notes!!!
To clarify the note about 'Smashers' first pint! This was the first drink he had ever taken from winning a leg of darts!
With some good results of late and with the match the following week against Ex Sevicemens 'HG' it was a game to make our mark in, and we certainly did that. High scores galore (for us anyway) and decent performances from all our players which was reflected in the final score line of 12 - 0.
'Weekend' was out classed in the double starting this week as I had returned!!! 148 and 88 in the doubles and singles respectively shows the No.1 status clearly is me!
Next weeks game was the main talking point all night especially with people potentially AWOL!
Craig the 'Skip' is on a course and will be back a little late! - At least he's drinking this week!
Matt 'One size fits all' could be missing with a job miles away!
Alan 'Dunston' quit the team earlier in the season!
Spence 'Sheepy' is missing for the match!
'Bardy' needs to rearrange a shift at work!
Lets just hope come Friday we have at least 8 (excluding you two 'Fluffy' and 'Freecabs')!
Other news
1/ No Stacey behind the bar so no 'Chillo' - I'm sure they're totally unconnected!
2/ Liar dice was not won by me for a change (who cares then!) but I made to first time calls of liar on 'Liquids' to knock off a couple of his lives.
3/ Freecabs running smoothly and timely this week as there was no need to travel across the other side of town for 'Weekend'
4/ 'Weekend' still officially know to his closest friends as T _ A T !
5/ All participants at the 'Snake-bite Saturday' event at the Pot Black have lived to tell the tale! According to T _ A T "the night isn't over until I've had a Jacques" !
Joke Corner
A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker, "Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No, they're dead."
Vice Skip
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