HOOKY 9-DARTER IN SHED! (AND I MADE A 147 IN THE GARAGE LAST WEEK AS WELL....)Well after a disappointing week against our sister team it was time to get the winning ways back again!
Nice to see that 'Skip' had got rid of his slim darts and resorted back to his legendary old style darts. Nice to see that his brother, 'HUD', had also resorted back to his old darts (like that makes any difference? $hit is $hit where I come from). Liquids and Serious were persisting with their new darts the Taylor Phase 4.17826389 and Adrian Lewis 'Jackpots' respectively.
In case you are all unaware, the Taylor darts came from Peter Wright, which came from the 'Power' himself.
And just in case you never heard this. . . . . Serious has hit a nine darter in his dad's shed with the 'Jackpot' darts. Most people heard this from Matt when they wished him a happy new year and they had in reply 'I hit a nine darter'!!!
Darts Highlights
1/ Me and Hud struggled to finish in our doubles with 9 darts missed!
2/ Smasher Chins lost again
3/ Liquids lost (I think) again! I'm sure he lost as Gottsfreecabs explained what a foul mood he was in because he'd mislaid his dart holder cover!
4/ Can't remember the other loser?. . . . . BARDY? That would mean HUD won a game? (hard to believe)
Result 8 - 4
Other matters
1/ Mrs Fluff finishes night out at 21:00 which gives Mr Fluff enough time to pop out for a diet coke and Liar dice!
2/ I win the first game of liar dice for a third successive week!
3/ 'Cob on' decides that flames is far more tempting than Broadview.
4/ 3 quarters of an hour later and 'cob on' reunites with his pals to take advantage of Gottsfreecabs! (How much did you bloody order)?
5/ Stubborn HUD refuses to get out of the free taxi whilst parked outside of his house. 'Cob on' attempts to remove HUD from the back seat by tempting out of the car when steeling his pizza! The threat of throwing his pizza in the hedge gets verbal abuse from the stubborn git! A demonstration to scare him out of the car results in an accidental free firing of sliced pizza into the school hedge!!!
6/ HUD should have learnt his lesson by now? Do not eat in Gotty's car on the way home!!!
Tournaments
Singles
Linx and Liquids
Doubles
Linx/Serious and Skip/Snatch-u-ral
Trebles
Linx/Serious/Skip and Sheepy/..?../..?..
Joke corner
Their was a camel and an elephant. The elephant said to the camel "How come you have your tits on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant "Well why do you have your dick on your face?"
Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says to the other, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet."
Vice Skip
Capt Cob
Linx
