(stella Gaz)Hello all !! weekend sportsman is here for a second week in a row, captain cob coughed midweek so had to call off, he phoned the doctor and gave him the symptoms he replied 'I know what you have sir, its not life threatening but it can kill' 'what it is doctor' replied a worried cob on? 'fat-itus' said the doctor!!! I very much doubt he will be cured this week but he may make the effort and come out any way.
Right onto the game and this week I have written notes!!!(oooooooohhhhh!!!!) but cant read em so here goes with the darts facts!!! we won 10-2, craigo decided to lose both his games this week and was accompanied by spence in the doubles. Lets move onto more pressing matters, ill title this section
SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!
Its started before the game when an open board was DEMANDED by one of their players despite the fact it was an open board already!, I took it well obviously and replied in a whisper ALL YA GOTTA DO IS JOIN THE FUC**N QUEUE!!!!then during the doubles we had the re emergence of Stella Gaz(fluffy) because Matt was about to throw for his double when some do nut( I think he was your mate wasn't he sheepy?) decided next time was the appropriate call??? once again it went down well, one size Hook popped out and turned round and politely( liberal use of polite) explained that you should not say next time when someone is on a double, then Stella Gaz had a god old barney about it too!! the **** in question was feeling pressured by the abuse and was seeking sanctuary by asking his old Monday mixed mate Gotts free cabs to and I quote 'sort him out will ya Darren!' that went well free cabs replies' why I agree with him!' ahh well its been a while since that old chestnut popped up think the quiff may have been involved last time (am I right Stella Gaz?). just to finish this matter, yes they did complain to the league , and no we don't give a flying ****!!!!!!
Other matters
I'm still the best double starter in the league! liar dice honors were split with a win each for myself and fluffy( I think!), Stacey wasn't working-Chillo wasn't there (no connection just thought id mention it!!) and I have some note on my paper about smasher and his 1st drink (anyone got any ideas?? I haven't!)
Last and most importantly(skips stag crew will appreciate this!!) this Saturday the mighty blues grace our TV screens and we have decided to visit the local pot black club early for a few( once again LIBERAL use) beers!! we have entitled this day SNAKE BITE SATURDAY!!! any one is welcome and the only condition is you drink snakebite until it comes out of your ears then you move onto chasers!!!! ( guess who is my Sunday golfing doubles partner??.... free cabs (he he he!!!!))
laters boys maybe ill see you Saturday
weekend sportsman
(i've cut own my alcohol intake dramatically I only drink once a week now ( Thursday to Sunday) that's right I'm dedicated)
