POT BLACK A Vs KCSSC ( or working mans club if you ask sheepy)
oh yes its me!!! weekend is back on the blog! wots been going on since my last visit too the blog you ask? well I experimented with new darts that didn't work! I've qualified for the unluckiest snooker frame loss in the leagues history (DO NOT START ME ON THAT ONE U'LL BE HERE FOR HOURS!) tried my hand at the pot black quiz with the best partner ever (came last but had fun!) .........oh s**t stop there I go talking bout myself, Fluffy is rubbing off on me!!!!!!!!!!
What a good week to be here an 11-1 win, oh yes that's correct A CHESNEY!!!!! I'm not going to name names all I can say is his surname was Harrod..................................and by some strange miracle it wasn't me!!!!!! he managed to escape the song so I thought i'd treat him YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but still good for the legs difference just in case! well played boys.
As usual my memory is slightly sketchy especially as the daytime golf championships was cancelled due to adverse weather so me and fluffy combined to make the least effective team ever but still defeated hurricane and free cabs in the afternoons darts and snooker, while treating ourselves to some light refreshments of the lager variety!
Thing's I know( could be made up or just incorrect)
1) Lincoln stats a doubles game for the 1st time in months but im still the best in the world
2) Kelvin is feeling confident in the afternoon practice against Peter Wright at 7-6!!'he is playing out of his skin, I turn up ooops a 23-6 loss
3) Craig smasher George returns to his Friday form
4) Cob on should learn to leave my food alone!!!
5) Fluffy wasn't there! far better night without him and the dice box stayed in tact
6) Will I ever win at liar dice again? and seriously what are the rules on the hands???????
7) Chillo turns up at pot black and a certain barmaid is working ( a trend developing ???)
8) Finding out in Broadview that my farts attract women.....don't worry im shaking my head too!!!!
Not long now boys till the big dual against the mighty home guard!!!!!!! lets prepare correctly and drink heavily mid week to build up our accuracy!! if any ones free give me a call and ill let you know what pub im in that night !!!!
Paul 'weekend sportsman' Harrod
(doctors sent me a letter the other day asking me if I want a health check!! shall I go could be a laugh to see how many months I have left)
