well Ill begin with Thursday popped up the captains to support Dirty, unfortunately drew Phil the power Honeyman second round and took an early bath!!! He said his concentration was ruined as he was very concerned about his partner in crime Penfold. Penfold was stranded on an A road between Diss and home, he had the most terrible problem with his car he needed to change his tyre but it was too dark!!!!!!!!!! awwwwwwwwww how terrible!!!!!!!!! paaaaaaaaa. As you had probably guessed he is a pen pusher for a living and the only thing he can operate in the dark is a calculator with flash light so he had to call for back up. As you can see by the picture they quickly arrived and Penfold was saved!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Linx
http://whereslinx.blogspot.com
Can you see him?
Joke corner
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Penfold It Yourself
Our very own practical genius Penfold is here to give us tips on DIY as tyre changing is not his only natural talent!!!!
Penfold was in B&Q the other day when this bloke in an orange overall comes up to him and says "Do you want decking sir?" Well Penfold thought it was best to get the first punch in! He is now banned for 12 months!!!!!!
Gotts Watch
Chris, 19 from Norwich reported seeing a shot guy with a limp strolling through Norwich town centre on Saturday afternoon at 1400 hours. He said the guy in question looked liked he had lego hair and was wearing a T shirt at 3 sizes to small for him. He added why he was wearing a dad of the year badge I don't know, the little boy ran off and the guy didn't notice for 5 minutes as he was tensing in the body shop window!!!!!!!!!!
The game
Sorry guys not much bout the game this week as ive been away and didn't get a chance to get the scores off Skip. Nicky lark put in a decent performance for a change in his only game of the night. I played my usual rubbish, it is getting a wee bit boring now. We registered 2 maximums on the night as we cruised to victory. Dirty threw a bit of a cob. Im sure he will be back on form this week and skip checked out a nice little 100+ finish as his opponent thought he wouldn't go for a double and that he would set it up sweet!!
Well we didn't go back to the club this week as we had to go go to the ex servicemans and take the p*** out of Honeyman for getting his 2nd Chesney in 3 weeks. We watched a bit of WWF, which can I add everyone knew the names of the wrestlers (dont watch it my a**e). We then popped off for a couple of swiftys over in Broadview. I would like to thank everyone for shoving ice down my back, very much appreciated !!! Can you do it when im talking to fat ugly girls next time not when they actually look ok! I then get left in broadview but notice just in time to decline an offer to Hush and meet up with every one in flames. Oh hello!!!!!!! get talking to some other bird and as there is no ice available the weapon of choice is a tomato!!!!!!!!!! briiilliiaannttt!!!!!!! cheers guys.
I rip the handle off the taxi door on the way back and go to sleep after an unsuccessful evening.
