Pot Black A vs Kevill Arms

An opportunity to increase our legs difference but no one was feeling confident with Lark and Harrod in the singles but alas no a 12-0 victory came our way!!!!!!!!! In all truth the only person who looked like losing was me but in a battle of attrition I checked out double 1 after mucking around at the end for the usual 8 throws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah well a win is a win. Linx turned up because it wasn't a big game and Fluff had his darts out!!! the important news is he managed to let go of them!! how long will that last? text me with replies, ill have it in minutes not days please.

THE GAME

Action pretty limited as everyone held up well under the pressure of the Chesney!!!!!!!!
With the exception of myself everyone cruised to wins. Serious was able to play as he had the night off due to already doing 80 hours for the week. Only absence was Bardy who was not available for selection. This let the Snatural in for a singles and he did not disappoint his fans (Rory was well excited!!!!!) as he took a victory. Smasher continued his improving form and when questioned about why he has improved in recent weeks he recalls a random meeting with the Wizard Simon Whitlock who put him onto the grip of champions, MIGHTY GRIP!!!!!! this is no ordinary grip and Smasher is now looking like a darting god! did you know its suitable for rock climbing also!!!!! Skip continues to improve and popped in another sub 18 dart leg, his form is making our team look a hell of a lot stronger lets hope it continues. Linx was not under any pressure so took a comfortable victory and Dirty didn't get a cob on this week so he also won! there are no reports from Penfolds game as everyone nodded off- god he throws quick!!!!!!!!!! and Serious well he doesn't really like losing!!!!

GOTTS WATCH

After weeks of speculation the worlds most talked about question is answered, Gotts is alive. you can see with your own eyes the Gotts is still with us!!!! There was no spotting of the great man out and about this week but I believed by the look of his picture he had been holed up in the gym for at least a week solid!!! I investigated and visited the gym in question, I was correct !! The Gotts had gone a week long gym session with the hope of winning the upcoming Mr. Lowestoft competition. I believe he is in a good position to win this year but I suggest that he takes his driving license for identification to avoid the debacle of the 2009 comp. The pre comp favorite the Gotts was not allowed to participate due to an inability to prove his age. It was open to over 16's only!!!!
Please take your time to mull over this pic as it also provides the answer to the 2nd most asked question on the planet!!! How did the world begin? .......nope, is there life on another planet ....nope.
Has Gotts got an outy or an inny???? yep folks as you can see he has an outy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thousands will sleep better now.

WHERE'S LINX

http://whereslinx.blogspot.com/

CAN YOU SEE HIM?

PENFOLD IT YOURSELF

Penfold popped down to B&Q on Sunday to get a new wardrobe. What a result for the DIY legend he finds one which is self assembly!!!!!!!!! this will impress the missus he thinks!!! takes it home feeling all clever he takes it out of the box and stands and waits, an hour later he is still standing there, the missus pops up to see how he is getting on. Penfold Why haven't you started? I hope you haven't been on scrabble again? I'm taking it back he says, I got this one because it was self assembly, I've stood here an hour and it hasn't done a thing yet!!!!!!

JOKE CORNER

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

BUNGLES PROMOTION DREAM

Bungle is once again all over this, a couple of poor results have taken town down the league and its looking like a good run of form will be needed. Never fear guys Bungle knows exactly how we will get back into contention. If Keano plays John Wark in the holding midfield role that will relieve Martin Reuser of his defenive responsibilities and enable him to provide Chris Kiwomya and Darren Bent with the ammunition they need to fire in the goals for town. But Bungle where does that leave Adrian Paz?? on the bench sitting next to Ulrich le Pen you ttttwwwww******************************ttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! oh sorry cheers Bungle!!!!!

Cheers guys
Weekend Sportsman over and out
( ps hope you feel better soon Laura Lincoln)
(pps I bet you look good in a nurses' outfit Linx)