Well guys the derby match!!!!! Its not quite Rangers versus Celtic but with bragging rights on the line a very close encounter saw the A come out on top 7-5. With Skip away Linx took on the rein's!!!!!
Doubles
Doubles
2-2
First up Fluff and Smasher, now Fluff was floating before the game hitting ton after ton after 140. Then the words that send him into stutter mode were said. GAME ON!!!!!!!! Now he cant let go! Brrriiilliiiaannnttt. He made Bungle look like a speed demon in this encounter and despite a 135 from Smasher a solid performance from Atko led the B team to a 1-0 lead.
Next up the serious combo and they don't let us down. 1-1
Stinky and Snatural up next and into a 2-1 lead we go.
Last up Me and Penfold can we secure a 3-1 lead in the doubles? Nope is the answer.... we take a quarter of a year to get away and are never in it. A solid performance from the B boys of Jedward (180) and Glynn and the head start is far too much to overcome.
Singles
First singles, yep its Serious and he plays very serious!! A great game played by Glynn but Hook comes out on top. Speaking of serious I missed out on a revelation the previous week. Smasher is all confident and showing off about his mighty grip!!!! Yeah check him out!!! Just like Whitlock!! Serious is no follower and he sets his own trends. You think that's good I shower in a latex glove on a Friday!!!!!!!!!! oooohhh aren't you cool!!! I have heard Taylor tried it this week!!!!!!
The stutter gun is up next (Fluff) at 3-2 and I get sent to the bar because I'm giving technical advice before the game so I'm not sure what happened. I do know that I had time for 3 pints. But!!!! he did win 4-2!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when we think we are feeling comfortable we lose the next 2 as solid games from Oz 100,100,100 78 fin when he was looking down and out and Atko, took care of Dirty and Smasher.
Linx is up next and a solid performance takes him to victory against the silver fox Moyseee. (I cant believe I don't abuse Moyseee on here more, I think its time I started!!!)
Next up me, yep briillliiaanntttt for the second time tonight I get away 350 behind and am not really in it until Shaun Hos mucks about on a double. I get down to 80 and think I may get a little bit of fortune. Big 1 first dart great, Shaun pops out next throw and I get a much deserved loss!
Its getting extremely tight at 5-5 and its Snatural on!!!!! ewwww.... but alas Smasher's dad shows his son how its done and guarantee's us a point.
So with the score at 6-5 up last was Penfold against former Pot Black A legend, yep the Legend!!! It was a tense battle as both players struggled, Legend took forever to start and Penfold didn't exactly score like the train! just as the Legend looked like catching up and sneaking a draw for the B boys but Penfold snuck his dart into the double and boooommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! a 7-5 win!!!! pheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Cheers guy's an enjoyable night!!!
Where's Linx
Next up the serious combo and they don't let us down. 1-1
Stinky and Snatural up next and into a 2-1 lead we go.
Last up Me and Penfold can we secure a 3-1 lead in the doubles? Nope is the answer.... we take a quarter of a year to get away and are never in it. A solid performance from the B boys of Jedward (180) and Glynn and the head start is far too much to overcome.
Singles
First singles, yep its Serious and he plays very serious!! A great game played by Glynn but Hook comes out on top. Speaking of serious I missed out on a revelation the previous week. Smasher is all confident and showing off about his mighty grip!!!! Yeah check him out!!! Just like Whitlock!! Serious is no follower and he sets his own trends. You think that's good I shower in a latex glove on a Friday!!!!!!!!!! oooohhh aren't you cool!!! I have heard Taylor tried it this week!!!!!!
The stutter gun is up next (Fluff) at 3-2 and I get sent to the bar because I'm giving technical advice before the game so I'm not sure what happened. I do know that I had time for 3 pints. But!!!! he did win 4-2!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when we think we are feeling comfortable we lose the next 2 as solid games from Oz 100,100,100 78 fin when he was looking down and out and Atko, took care of Dirty and Smasher.
Linx is up next and a solid performance takes him to victory against the silver fox Moyseee. (I cant believe I don't abuse Moyseee on here more, I think its time I started!!!)
Next up me, yep briillliiaanntttt for the second time tonight I get away 350 behind and am not really in it until Shaun Hos mucks about on a double. I get down to 80 and think I may get a little bit of fortune. Big 1 first dart great, Shaun pops out next throw and I get a much deserved loss!
Its getting extremely tight at 5-5 and its Snatural on!!!!! ewwww.... but alas Smasher's dad shows his son how its done and guarantee's us a point.
So with the score at 6-5 up last was Penfold against former Pot Black A legend, yep the Legend!!! It was a tense battle as both players struggled, Legend took forever to start and Penfold didn't exactly score like the train! just as the Legend looked like catching up and sneaking a draw for the B boys but Penfold snuck his dart into the double and boooommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! a 7-5 win!!!! pheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Cheers guy's an enjoyable night!!!
Where's Linx
Can you see him????
Penfold it Yourself
Penfold it Yourself
Joke corner
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
Tip of the week
Tip of the week
Well guys its the return of an early season feature, yep it's PH's tip of the week. Ever thought eww its a bit cold I wish I could park closer, eww its raining I wish I could park closer. I'm just plain lazy I wish I could park closer! Well guys I have tested it and you can. Myself and Serious show up to the Telecoms for the Chairman's Cup and there isn't a parking space in sight. Don't worry Serious there isn't any traffic wardens about in the day let alone at night we will just stick it here it will be fine. Well it seems that it in fact cost's £30 to park in that particular spot! oh what luck. My tip of the week is!! Park within the restrictions Laziness doesn't pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheers guys
weekend sportsman
over and out.
cheers guys
weekend sportsman
over and out.
