(NOT SURE OF THE LETTER BUT ITS NOT HG)
Hi all another week and another debacle in the season of PH and Nicky Lark.
The score was 8-4 Me and Snatural lost a doubles and we both lost our singles so that's 3 but to be fair they were already lost so that means the other loser is technically a CHESNEY!!!! yep I make the rules!!!!!!!!
congratulations to GAVIN DIRTY PEEK for getting a chesney on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair there's not an awful lot to say other than that and the scores are below. Skip continued his improving form and popped in a maximum and a 17 dart game. Penfold hit a couple of high scores sandwiching in a massive score of 13 in between , very consistent Penfold!!!!!!
Oh there was one moment I suppose I better reluctantly put on here! needing 59 to win our doubles we were in with a sniff!!!!!!!!! up I stepped, can I save mine and Eddies bacon???? I stick my first dart smack in the middle of the bed - the 18 bed, I switch my attention to double top because clearly 59 subtract 18 is 40 ooooooooohhhh just on the wire- BRRRIIIILLLIIIIAAANNNTT. I cant even go for the right finish now!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR F*** SAKE.
other things to report are that LINX didn't show up, he saw the letters ex ser.... and did a runner as he thought it was a big game!!!!!!!!!!
Fluff drove as he was a pooooffffffff
Smasher did not leave anyone on the curb this week.
Chilly didnt turn up in case he spent money.
Skip and Bardy won - Bardy 140
me and Eddie lost
Penfold and Smasher won - Penfold 125,140
Peek and Hook won - Peek 125, Hook 140
Serious won
I lost
Skip won - 180 17 darter!
Smash won - 125
Eddie lost
Penfold won
Peek lost
Bardy won - 121
I have to talk about last weeks convo as Eddie The Stig Lark undertook his driving lessons due to driving at excessive speed. Eddie was amazed that firstly he had to be on time for this event- Cant believe it!!!!! He thought he would be surrounded by young whipper snappers in order to make himself feel younger but alas no, It was just a group of guys having mid life crisis's thinking they are storming round in their Ford Capri's. Anyway he has now been taught how to check his Speedo and apparently he is fit to return to society.
Well what's next on the agenda? oh yeah Gavin Dirty Peek....... not since Bardy achieved this exceptional feat have I heard of someone being sick on the super league bus, one Jager bomb and the boy is gone. So ill the next day he had to keep running to the van to be sick he must be the worst carpet fitter ever!!! chundering all over the thing as he is putting it down, What a way to christen the new carpet!.
Gotts Watch
A black BMW had been spotted driving away from many incidence of peeping toms this week.
On Wednesday Gemma Raven explained how she was getting ready for a night out when she heard heavy breathing outside her bedroom window, she screamed but her father got outside just in time to see a black BMW with a baby on board sticker in the back. Gotts spot? unsure.
The second lady Petula from Beaumont Road also heard heavy groaning outside the window as she showered and called the police- you know Beaumont road, just up from Meadow way......... Right near Shelleys florist shop!!!! Anyway no official sighting was confirmed but a ping golf glove was found near the scene of the crime.
Daphne 81years old from Short Lane said she was sure a dog walker was pointing binoculars up at her window as she dressed for her bowls match!!!!!!!! Short Lane? Its along The Street you know Just up from The Red house......you know just round the corner from Shelley's florist shop. The event was reported to the police and there is now heavy community support officer presence in the area. Anyway I was unsure if these were true Gotts spots and the Gotts would have got away with it but he had to go one step to far. He had to request them as friends on facebook!!!!!!!!! FFS!!!! these were in fact true Gotts spots.
Where's Linx
http://whereslinx.blogspot.com/
can you spot him?
Joke corner
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought.
It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?""Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?""You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
"Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here.""I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."
Bungle's promotion dream
Coming soon a brand new feature, Bungle Bennet talks us through ITFC's promotion journey. This guys is the ultimate optimist, he can look at any league table and see and almost elementary route for The Super Blues to gain certain promotion. For the first time this guy's unbelievable knowledge gets published!!!!!!!!!!! join us next week for his first comment.
Just a heads up the quote from Bungle the believer this week '3 wins in a row and we will be up to third' oh he knows his stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weekend Sportsman
Over and out
(Still dreaming it wasn't a flash in the pan!!!!! I will play well this week I hope!)
Hi all another week and another debacle in the season of PH and Nicky Lark.
The score was 8-4 Me and Snatural lost a doubles and we both lost our singles so that's 3 but to be fair they were already lost so that means the other loser is technically a CHESNEY!!!! yep I make the rules!!!!!!!!
congratulations to GAVIN DIRTY PEEK for getting a chesney on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair there's not an awful lot to say other than that and the scores are below. Skip continued his improving form and popped in a maximum and a 17 dart game. Penfold hit a couple of high scores sandwiching in a massive score of 13 in between , very consistent Penfold!!!!!!
Oh there was one moment I suppose I better reluctantly put on here! needing 59 to win our doubles we were in with a sniff!!!!!!!!! up I stepped, can I save mine and Eddies bacon???? I stick my first dart smack in the middle of the bed - the 18 bed, I switch my attention to double top because clearly 59 subtract 18 is 40 ooooooooohhhh just on the wire- BRRRIIIILLLIIIIAAANNNTT. I cant even go for the right finish now!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR F*** SAKE.
other things to report are that LINX didn't show up, he saw the letters ex ser.... and did a runner as he thought it was a big game!!!!!!!!!!
Fluff drove as he was a pooooffffffff
Smasher did not leave anyone on the curb this week.
Chilly didnt turn up in case he spent money.
Skip and Bardy won - Bardy 140
me and Eddie lost
Penfold and Smasher won - Penfold 125,140
Peek and Hook won - Peek 125, Hook 140
Serious won
I lost
Skip won - 180 17 darter!
Smash won - 125
Eddie lost
Penfold won
Peek lost
Bardy won - 121
I have to talk about last weeks convo as Eddie The Stig Lark undertook his driving lessons due to driving at excessive speed. Eddie was amazed that firstly he had to be on time for this event- Cant believe it!!!!! He thought he would be surrounded by young whipper snappers in order to make himself feel younger but alas no, It was just a group of guys having mid life crisis's thinking they are storming round in their Ford Capri's. Anyway he has now been taught how to check his Speedo and apparently he is fit to return to society.
Well what's next on the agenda? oh yeah Gavin Dirty Peek....... not since Bardy achieved this exceptional feat have I heard of someone being sick on the super league bus, one Jager bomb and the boy is gone. So ill the next day he had to keep running to the van to be sick he must be the worst carpet fitter ever!!! chundering all over the thing as he is putting it down, What a way to christen the new carpet!.
Gotts Watch
A black BMW had been spotted driving away from many incidence of peeping toms this week.
On Wednesday Gemma Raven explained how she was getting ready for a night out when she heard heavy breathing outside her bedroom window, she screamed but her father got outside just in time to see a black BMW with a baby on board sticker in the back. Gotts spot? unsure.
The second lady Petula from Beaumont Road also heard heavy groaning outside the window as she showered and called the police- you know Beaumont road, just up from Meadow way......... Right near Shelleys florist shop!!!! Anyway no official sighting was confirmed but a ping golf glove was found near the scene of the crime.
Daphne 81years old from Short Lane said she was sure a dog walker was pointing binoculars up at her window as she dressed for her bowls match!!!!!!!! Short Lane? Its along The Street you know Just up from The Red house......you know just round the corner from Shelley's florist shop. The event was reported to the police and there is now heavy community support officer presence in the area. Anyway I was unsure if these were true Gotts spots and the Gotts would have got away with it but he had to go one step to far. He had to request them as friends on facebook!!!!!!!!! FFS!!!! these were in fact true Gotts spots.
Where's Linx
http://whereslinx.blogspot.com/
can you spot him?
Joke corner
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought.
It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?""Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?""You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
"Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here.""I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."
Bungle's promotion dream
Coming soon a brand new feature, Bungle Bennet talks us through ITFC's promotion journey. This guys is the ultimate optimist, he can look at any league table and see and almost elementary route for The Super Blues to gain certain promotion. For the first time this guy's unbelievable knowledge gets published!!!!!!!!!!! join us next week for his first comment.
Just a heads up the quote from Bungle the believer this week '3 wins in a row and we will be up to third' oh he knows his stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weekend Sportsman
Over and out
(Still dreaming it wasn't a flash in the pan!!!!! I will play well this week I hope!)
