A coach of 24 so-called dart players, hanger-ons, crap footballers & one extremely doubtful Olympic Boxer went ten pin bowling with a shed load of cash at stake. The Quiff (Tony Atkinson) ponced about like a ballerina with thrush, throwing the ball so slow it didn't even record on the speed monitor. Max Wall, the spawn of the guvnor, picked up a few 'spares' but like all his women confirmed he couldn't keep it up! Butch, P.B. goal keeper, the only player to get injured in the Pre-season warm-up, had the crowd roaring with his post strike celebration routines, its just a pity we only saw two of them! The cash went as follows:- 1st. £30Quiff & Hos , £20 Wally & the Mr Know-all Sam, 3rd,£20 The roly-poly's Linx & Kelvin .Most spares Quiff £20(it's getting boring Tony) and finally most strikes went to the Virgin Mary Trevor Gooch who tried to share the money between the 3 winners but the other two Greedy B******s Hos & 'Gobby' Billy wanted all the winnings to themselves, so got bugger-all!!!
Justin,the manager at Yarmouth Greyhound Stadium, was wetting himself when he caught sight of 24 drunken souls filing into the executive lounge, but he had nothing to fear because like every excursion which is associated with the Infamous P.B. Club they were a credit to the British public, drinking a lot, betting a lot, having a laugh at themselves and behaving impeccably!!
Most people got a win or two but if anyone had to be singled out as a 'jammy' sod it had to be the recently 'loved' up Jock, Thommo, who only told us the hot tips AFTER the race had finished!
HOT NEWS Billy Bennett has just got out of James Paget after having a operation on his Oesophagus (throat to me & you). With the aid of the small cavity they've left open he's pleased to announce that he will now NOT have to stop, to draw breath and will be able to talk CONTINUOUSLY!!
