At home this week to the Stanford Arms 'A'
Doubles
Seemed a nice start with Serious and Bash on first but the chesney hawkes song was soon wiped out when we went 0 - 1 behind! Serious just can't find a winning partner in the doubles lately!
Next three all got the job done, including Tw@t who seems to be my partner ever week! He didn't even bring his darts this week coz he's playing so well!!! How arrogant!
Well, to tell you the truth he had a nose bleed before he left the house
and was in such a muddle he forgot his darts! Later that evening Ready asked if he could remember to take his darts home with him this week? "That's odd" said Tw@t "I never brought them this week" "I know" replied Ready "you left the fcukers here last week. Didn't you use them tonight? They're still in the trophy above the bar" Well done Tw@t!
Singles
Not much that grabbed my eye this week!
1/ Serious missed back to back 180's thanks to a bounce out!
2/ Fluff loses out again this week, but complains as Tw@t was awful and managed to win in 50+ darts!
3/ Smasher loses again and it's not the H2O!
4/ linx misses 15 dart leg, out in 20
5/ Skip wins again! On last this week as well (don't forget what I said earlier)
Final score 9 - 3
Other News
1/ liar dice legend shows his class without losing a life!"I'm the best inthe world"
2/ Wally doesn't get angry!
3/ Bungle wins jackpot on £3 stake, and treats the 'A' team to a vodka each due to the lack of 'B' team players there!
4/ Pot Black record lowest attendance after 22:00 with approx 9 people (incl 2 staff)
5/ Fluff and Linx finally pay up £39 each for entry in the cider cup!
Other Other News
When I told you the other week about fluffy losing the front door key in a taxi you'd think he couldn't get any worse!!! This week was the best ever . . . . . Just got kicked out of the pot black for closing up and were waiting for taxis! Suddenly we realise Fluff is missing, SHOCK! Where the fcuk is he now? He's over the road at the Kentucky drive through window trying to order some food! When they get to him they tell him that he's pushed in front of a car and needs to join the back of the queue. After two more cars they get to Fluff and slam the window on him and tell him they're closed! I think he got an injury in the process as well!
Joke corner
See you all next week lads
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
