With a couple of weeks on the trot for Gotts we thought he was a regular from now on! Not this week guys, the mighty relationship THUMB was well and truely down on the forehead this week! I even found out she looks after his mobile phone in her handbag, so we don't even get texts from him anymore!
This week saw the ever improving Pot Black A side taking on the KWMC!
They only had 7 players so skip took the correct action of course? That's what I thought, surely PH was on last! No, Skip took the win himself!
They only had 7 players so skip took the correct action of course? That's what I thought, surely PH was on last! No, Skip took the win himself!
Well after the doubles we had a 3 - 1 lead with Ed and Skip the only losers! Maybe it was Ed's new hair style?????
Singles sorted 7 - 1 so the final score was 10 - 2
Loser in the hair cut competition was the loser in the singles! How many darts did you want to go for a double Ed?
Singles sorted 7 - 1 so the final score was 10 - 2
Loser in the hair cut competition was the loser in the singles! How many darts did you want to go for a double Ed?
Notable performances from PH and Smasher! Yes that's right, PH! He played really solid darts all night and Smasher hit two high scores and maybe an 18 dart leg to stuff his opponent!
I drew David Cable in the singles for the leagues second most winners to do battle! I played fairly tidy with a ton and 135 but David was poo! You can see that he'll be in trouble the next few weeks as the KWMC have the top 6 sides from last year to play!
Other news
1/ Linx dominates at liar dice but doesn't win a game!
2/ Skip wins maiden game of liar dice!
3/ PH still owes Ready £10 from me stufffing him at golf!
4/ Fluff gets taxi with me and Skip!!! As no taxis were about he risked a KFC! Yep, you guessed it, me and Skip got our own taxi as Fluff was still queuing up!!!
5/ and finally, PH named laziest b#####d in lowestoft when I found out his new astra is an automatic!!!
News Flash
The famous hair stylist Nicky Clarke!
Little did we know that he had a long lost brother who changed his identity (name and hair colour)! The truth unraveled last Saturday when Skips wife Gemma was getting her hair done at the hair salon, L A Chic (surley a woman only salon) she noticed a familiar face??? Trying so hard not to laugh out loud she couldn't wait to get home and spill the beans! "Skip, you'll never guess who I saw in the salon today"? "What, that really femanine salon you go to only for woman"? "yeah, L A Chick"
A long time past and 50 womens names were mentioned but finally Skip had to give up! "Ok, who was it then"?
It was . . . . .
It was . . . . .
Joke corner
This is an old one but always makes me chuckle!
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.
'I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
See you all next week
Linx
Vice Skip
Capt Cob
