Well I hope that useless git 'Smasher' appreciates it as he cannot be bothered to collect the subs each week which would only take up a couple of minutes of his time!
Enough moaning! Well for now anyway! What do you expect after all, my name is Capt Cob!
I was going to do a guess who this week but, it would be too easy now as he's turned up to two games on the spin (OMG as Bungle would say)!
(Gotts tensing to look as toned as me)
After a late text from Gottsfreecabs offering a lift as he'd decided to come to darts after his wife had kicked him out for the evening we got to the PB nice and early!
At home this week (Yippee) to the Ex Servicemens 'B'
No Uncle Tony* this week for the away side and us being strengthened by the inclusion of DG meant a potential Chesney could be on the cards! That was until our first two doubles lost and we were 0 - 2 down. Skip must have been kicking himself for leaving himself out of the singles this week!!!
2 - 2 and back on track, thanks to the lads that could actually throw a dart unlike the first four we had on (Me, HUD, Fluff, Smasher)!
The legs soon racked up for us looking to secure all the singles matches! DG was 100% so far in all matches this year so he was keen to continue his good form! Unfortunately it wasn't to be this week as he recorded his first loss of the season! He even tried to intimidate his opponent during the leg by switching throwing arms half way through! So Arrogant, LOL!
The result ended 9 - 3 and next weeks match is against the Hearts 'D' away! We'll meet you there I guess Bardy?
Other News
1/ Liar dice legend this week was me! Fluff even commented at times that I was unplayable and started to finally get the idea on how to play the game properly!
2/ Fluff captured on camera calling a taxi after losing at liar dice!
3/ HUD losses his rag when he loses a life at liar dice because he spent 5 minutes in the toilet (he also went there just before it was his turn and not just after)!
4/ Tyler (room stealer) gets huge pat on the back for taking subs from the 'A' team players as Smasher is too lazy to do it!
5/ Skip was out drinking again for the first time this season, get in there my son! Remember this . . .
Joke Corner
1/ How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!
2/ As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
3/ A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fcuk your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
See you all next week guys
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
5/ Skip was out drinking again for the first time this season, get in there my son! Remember this . . .
Joke Corner
1/ How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!
2/ As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
3/ A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fcuk your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
See you all next week guys
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
* He isn't any relation to me that I know of!
