OMG!
The weeks just go so quickly It's hard to keep up with the blog these days! Maybe it had something to do with Bungle taking my eye out on Friday night and not being able to see out of it until Tuesday!
Before we managed to leave the Pot Black there was just enough time to see a family face. . . . . Liquids was in town and of course the TV legend Peter Wright was too! Peter seems to bump into us each week later, but that's not surprising how big we all are! Stayed to see him throw only 3 darts and yep, 180! Lets hope you have some better results on TV soon Pete!
Away this week to the Marquis 'B'
No Skip this week so I had to double check with the lads that we had enough players during the week! Ash was struggling and Tw@t was away all week so I need someone I could guarantee to be there and shockingly the legend DG was available! Lets hope you can be there every week mate, then maybe Tw@t wont have to play in future!
Well the first thing to concentrate on when Skip leaves me in charge is to not fcuk up the book! Secondly it's sorting out the pairs and finally see if there is anyway of not playing Twat in the singles, LOL!
I didn't make a mistake in the book this week but it does look a bit messy! It's only messy as I was trying to give Skip a full match report on proceedings and ran out of room in places, Sorry!
Pairs
Well putting two great double starters together might have been a mistake as we struggled to shine in the first pairing and went behind! We soon regained control in the next pairing and never looked back from there! Not a great game from me with Tw@t this week especially as we recorded all of his scores this week so he couldn't pretend to anyone that he played better than he did! Serious worked it out that he out scored me in the leg, $hit! At least I got us away!
1 - 0 Snatch-u-ral and Bardy
1 - 1 Serious and Gottsfreecabs
1 - 2 Linx and Tw@t
1 - 3 Smasher and Fluff
Singles
The momentum continued through the singles. Very decent performances from Smasher and Snatch-u-ral and indeed Serious on the cokes! Best moment on the night was certainly not the pinch of my bottom by what Tw@t described as a look-alike to Gollum from Lord of the Rings with extra makeup, but the famous call from a dart player "Is that in"? Fluffy was the player at the oche sitting on 75. First dart went in T17 but the second dart hit the wire of T12!!!! Fluffy sarcastically asked "Is that in", only to find Lou Littler come right across the oche to check and confirm, "NO! that's not in"! Fluffy had to leave the the oche for a minute to compose himself and wait for the enormous laughter to die down! What a magical moment!
Bardy had an awkward result of first doubles, last singles which didn't help him as you can see below!
1 - 4 Linx
1 - 5 Smasher 101, 108, 135
1 - 6 Fluffy
1 - 7 DG
1 - 8 Serious
1 - 9 Snatch-u-ral 121, 140
1 - 10 Tw@t 109 finish
2 - 10 Bardy
Well done lads. Keep the winning going so we can finish above the Hearts!
Other news
1/ On returning to the Pot Black it was an awful atmosphere and almost a bundle with a drunk from the Lake Lothing!!!
2/ Liar dice is the most unfair game in the world!
3/ Audley Harrison won something for the first time since winning an Olympic medal!
4/ Peter Wright does actually drink snakebite!
5/ Liquids had been using the same hairdresser as Peter, but somehow it looked less appealing, lol!
Ever wondered what it would be like to dress up for your wife for a little roll play? Well I'm sure this didn't do the trick for one beautiful lady I know. . . . . . . . .
Purvey Potter
Clever Corner
Watch this, OMG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo:
See you next week lads
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
The weeks just go so quickly It's hard to keep up with the blog these days! Maybe it had something to do with Bungle taking my eye out on Friday night and not being able to see out of it until Tuesday!
Before we managed to leave the Pot Black there was just enough time to see a family face. . . . . Liquids was in town and of course the TV legend Peter Wright was too! Peter seems to bump into us each week later, but that's not surprising how big we all are! Stayed to see him throw only 3 darts and yep, 180! Lets hope you have some better results on TV soon Pete!
Away this week to the Marquis 'B'
No Skip this week so I had to double check with the lads that we had enough players during the week! Ash was struggling and Tw@t was away all week so I need someone I could guarantee to be there and shockingly the legend DG was available! Lets hope you can be there every week mate, then maybe Tw@t wont have to play in future!
Well the first thing to concentrate on when Skip leaves me in charge is to not fcuk up the book! Secondly it's sorting out the pairs and finally see if there is anyway of not playing Twat in the singles, LOL!
I didn't make a mistake in the book this week but it does look a bit messy! It's only messy as I was trying to give Skip a full match report on proceedings and ran out of room in places, Sorry!
Pairs
Well putting two great double starters together might have been a mistake as we struggled to shine in the first pairing and went behind! We soon regained control in the next pairing and never looked back from there! Not a great game from me with Tw@t this week especially as we recorded all of his scores this week so he couldn't pretend to anyone that he played better than he did! Serious worked it out that he out scored me in the leg, $hit! At least I got us away!
1 - 0 Snatch-u-ral and Bardy
1 - 1 Serious and Gottsfreecabs
1 - 2 Linx and Tw@t
1 - 3 Smasher and Fluff
Singles
The momentum continued through the singles. Very decent performances from Smasher and Snatch-u-ral and indeed Serious on the cokes! Best moment on the night was certainly not the pinch of my bottom by what Tw@t described as a look-alike to Gollum from Lord of the Rings with extra makeup, but the famous call from a dart player "Is that in"? Fluffy was the player at the oche sitting on 75. First dart went in T17 but the second dart hit the wire of T12!!!! Fluffy sarcastically asked "Is that in", only to find Lou Littler come right across the oche to check and confirm, "NO! that's not in"! Fluffy had to leave the the oche for a minute to compose himself and wait for the enormous laughter to die down! What a magical moment!
Bardy had an awkward result of first doubles, last singles which didn't help him as you can see below!
1 - 4 Linx
1 - 5 Smasher 101, 108, 135
1 - 6 Fluffy
1 - 7 DG
1 - 8 Serious
1 - 9 Snatch-u-ral 121, 140
1 - 10 Tw@t 109 finish
2 - 10 Bardy
Well done lads. Keep the winning going so we can finish above the Hearts!
Other news
1/ On returning to the Pot Black it was an awful atmosphere and almost a bundle with a drunk from the Lake Lothing!!!
2/ Liar dice is the most unfair game in the world!
3/ Audley Harrison won something for the first time since winning an Olympic medal!
4/ Peter Wright does actually drink snakebite!
5/ Liquids had been using the same hairdresser as Peter, but somehow it looked less appealing, lol!
Ever wondered what it would be like to dress up for your wife for a little roll play? Well I'm sure this didn't do the trick for one beautiful lady I know. . . . . . . . .
Purvey Potter
Clever Corner
Watch this, OMG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo:
See you next week lads
Linx
Capt Cob
Vice Skip
