Team won 9 - 3
I lost to a 120 finish from Wayne Weavers!
Other news
1/ harrod gets a lesson from Linx at golf on Saturday!
2/ three way tie for most drunk on Saturday! You can guess?
3/ harrod eats Mayo, butter, and cheese sauce on it's own and washes it down with vinegar (might help no. 2)!!!
4) greg burgess had us in stitches on Saturday night! He's hilarious! You're in, you're in, you're in son!
5) best dart ever on Saturday! Harrod on 56 going for a 16 . . . . Bang, T19!
Joke corner
Chinese disease
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does notuse a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes onemorning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orderssome tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,"I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's veryrare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shotor something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We'regoing to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penisand proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that butwhat can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!"
"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor,
"wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
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